Hey folks, Harry here! Many of you have probably been wondering why I've been up all night posting talk backs on my FANTASTIC FOUR review. Most likely - there's several conspiracy theories about this going right now. However, none of them are true. Unless...
You happened to know that I was staying up all night to find out the details on the birth of that evil genius, James G Moriarty's munchkin. A child destined to be reared in evil arcane geek ways. Sure to be loved by his parents, loathed by talkbackers everytime his dad mentions him... and let's face it, we all know Moriarty - he'll be mentioning this kid like he was a comma.
So - what on this earth has Mr & Mrs Moriarty spawned?
That's right - a bouncing evil baby boy. At 4:45am (p.s.t), 195 years after the birth of P.T. Barnum and on the Italian Stallion's 59th Birthday - weighing in at 8lbs 2 ounces came:
LUCAS
MCWEENY