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Great New PIRATES Standees Hitting Theaters! AICN EXCLUSIVE Sneak Peek!!

Hi, everyone. "Moriarty" here with some Rumblings From The Lab...

There are four of these new character standees altogether, but I’m willing to bet this is one of the coolest of the four. We’ve got your first look today at the Davy Jones standee. First up, here’s the front:





Pretty swanky, huh? And now here's the back of it:





"Moriarty" out.





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  • March 7, 2006 10:11 PM CST

    The ladies must really love him.

    by JAGUART

  • March 7, 2006 10:12 PM CST

    Ooh...

    by Miracleman

    Are there any shoggoths in this film?

  • March 7, 2006 10:12 PM CST

    SWAMP THING!

    by gildersleeve

    that is all

  • March 7, 2006 10:14 PM CST

    Sneat

    by Mel's Rockpile

    I like the design quite a bit. Red Lobster here I come.

  • March 7, 2006 10:15 PM CST

    woodelleeehoooo

    by LarryTheCableGuy

    wooooo weeeee that guy from the monkees is uggggggleee he puts the gus back in to dis-gus-ting , wooodelllwooooo. i put the leg back in cab-uy.

  • March 7, 2006 10:18 PM CST

    Your inner child....

    by UncleEthan

    Must be butt raped and dead if you don't think that the image here is kinda neat. Seriously. I showed my six year old the picture...and I think he peed on himself a little bit.

  • March 7, 2006 10:22 PM CST

    ZOIDBERG?!

    by Reilly

    "Hurray! People are paying attention to me" why the need for Dr. Zoidberg as Davy Jones?

  • March 7, 2006 10:23 PM CST

    Anyone for calimari?

    by gopher

    Get out the soy sauce and lemon juice.

  • March 7, 2006 10:25 PM CST

    Chtuhlu has risen

    by wingman321

    "That is not dead which can eternal lie,: And with strange aeons even death may die" - H.P. Lovecraft

  • March 7, 2006 10:26 PM CST

    The "The"

    by Symposium

    Who thinks it should be on the other side of the skull?

  • March 7, 2006 10:30 PM CST

    Awesome

    by Biowolf

    Very creative.

  • March 7, 2006 10:34 PM CST

    I remember when he was in The Monkees

    by HypeEndsHere

    he was much less intimidating. I used to shove him in his locker.

  • March 7, 2006 10:36 PM CST

    Chtuhlu-riffic!!

    by Ribbons

  • March 7, 2006 10:45 PM CST

    Where's the mop haircut?

    by Sir Loin

    ...and garish 60's patterns?

  • March 7, 2006 10:58 PM CST

    the villain of the third movie should be Micky Dolenz

    by TheBaxter

    now THAT would be scary

  • March 7, 2006 11:04 PM CST

    Bill Nighy is the man.

    by chickychow

  • March 7, 2006 11:09 PM CST

    Dammit!

    by dancinggopher01

    Someone already said Zoidberg.

  • March 7, 2006 11:12 PM CST

    What chickychow said

    by Ribbons

  • March 7, 2006 11:14 PM CST

    ANCHOVIES! ANCHOVIES!! AAAANCCHHOOOVVVIIEESSS!!!!!!!!

    by moondoggy2u

  • March 7, 2006 11:28 PM CST

    Is it DAVY or DAVEY?

    by IAmLegolas

    Either Disney or Harry's wrong.

  • March 7, 2006 11:30 PM CST

    Or I should say MORIARTY not HARRY

    by IAmLegolas

    d'oh!

  • March 7, 2006 11:37 PM CST

    leaked score to X3

    by HypeEndsHere

    http://tinyurl.com/f8srq

  • March 7, 2006 11:37 PM CST

    No

    by HypeEndsHere

    my bad. that's something else.

  • March 7, 2006 11:40 PM CST

    Ole davy's right hand

    by capefeardirty

    the ladies love him

  • March 7, 2006 11:49 PM CST

    SAVY!

    by talkbackgeek

  • March 8, 2006 12:04 AM CST

    ...uh huh

    by Hyphin

    pirates was always going to be good clean summer fun...and epic just for the hell of it.

  • March 8, 2006 12:14 AM CST

    Watch out! His Shrimp Hand is strong!

    by HypeEndsHere

  • March 8, 2006 12:57 AM CST

    Davey = Hey Hey we're the Monkees!

    by Regis Travolta

    Hey, hey, we're the Monkees And people say we monkey around. But we're too busy singing To put anybody down. We go wherever we want to, do what we like to do We don't have time to get restless, There's always something new. Hey, hey, we're the Monkees And people say we monkey around. But we're too busy singing To put anybody down. We're just tryin' to be friendly, Come and watch us sing and play, We're the young gneration, And we've got something to say. Any time, Or anywhere, Just look over your shoulder Guess who'll be standing there Hey, hey, we're the Monkees And people say we monkey around. But we're too busy singing To put anybody down. (break) Hey, hey, we're the Monkees And people say we monkey around. But we're too busy singing To put anybody down. We're just tryin' to be friendly, Come and watch us sing and play, We're the young gneration, And we've got something to say. Hey, hey, we're the Monkees Hey, hey, we're the Monkees [repeat and fade] extra verse: Hey, hey, we're the Monkees, You never know where we'll be found. so you'd better get ready, We may be comin' to your town. www.monkees.net groovy baby groovy

  • March 8, 2006 1:04 AM CST

    I wasn't into the first movie that much

    by AwesomeBillFunk

    Wasn't not. Bit of all right. But that's just fucking cool.

  • March 8, 2006 1:11 AM CST

    I hear he used to be in porn

    by OurManInMontr

    Velly nice. POTC-TCOTBP really surprised me when it came around and this one should be a fun ride, too. Is Keith "Blood Transfusion Man" in it? Mang, I just wish the Swamp Thing had looked like this in that '82 piece of shit. Mighta helped. Oh yeah, Symposium? Yeah the 'of the' WOULD just feel better on the right of the skull, but you have to look at the balance--you'd have to scale 'Pirates' differently or move the skull off-center. Simple graphic decision.

  • March 8, 2006 1:19 AM CST

    ...or was it wrestling?

    by OurManInMontr

    Yeah, they called him the One-Man Gang Bang.

  • March 8, 2006 1:23 AM CST

    Mmmm...

    by OurManInMontr

    ...that was Keith "Blood Transfusion Man" Richards, of course ;p

  • March 8, 2006 1:36 AM CST

    With my last breath

    by Purgatori

    I curse Zoidberg!!! And fuck, Johnny Depp can't be human. Or he's a robot or a freaking vampire. NO man should look that goddamn young and be in his 40s. God he looks good.

  • March 8, 2006 1:50 AM CST

    Reilly!!

    by ILK

    Holy shit I just laughed my complete ass off. Zoidberg? LOL!!!

  • March 8, 2006 8:38 AM CST

    Aside from Davy Jones and Viktor the Elder...

    by Anna Valerious

    Nighy was truly scary in "Still Crazy" as an aging glam rocker.

  • March 8, 2006 9:05 AM CST

    AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

    by moondoggy2u

  • March 8, 2006 9:10 AM CST

    YARRR, you dirty, worm-smellin' land lubbers!

    by moondoggy2u

    Lads--is time to prove ye got truue pirates blood swimmin' in ya. On a 1, on a 2, on a 3: YO-HO, YO-HO, A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME!! SING LADS, OR EVER LAST DEMON-SPAWNED BASTARD WALKS THE PLANK!! YO-HO, YO-HO, A PIRATES LIFE FOR ME!!!

  • March 8, 2006 9:53 AM CST

    Looks like ole Davey's got 'nads of fire

    by Lance Rock

  • March 9, 2006 3:44 AM CST

    "What? You don't serve my kind here?!"

    by Tall_Boy

    "But we Squid Men are a proud people!"

  • March 14, 2006 1:41 PM CST

    What in the names of FUCK is that Thing?

    by SouthSide_2010

    What is he supposed to be some man/octupus/crab mutant pirate motherfucker? I can't understand why Hollywood has gone so fuckin' nuts lately. It's because of bullshit like some sea lurch named Davy Jones or whoever the fuck he is. He doesn't even look like a "Davy' he looks more like a serial pussy-eater who can get 10 chicks off at the same time. I do dig how he's photographed though, some of that old painting style, like how President's pictures were made and not taken. Portrait style baby! That's where it's at.