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NEAR DARK remake gets a director!!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. There doesn't seem to be a night that passes by without news of another horror remake. Yesterday was THE BROOD and FRIDAY THE 13TH and tonight is the remake of Kathryn Bigelow's sweet as hell '80s piece of cult goodness NEAR DARK. Once again it's Platinum Dunes and they're producing for Rogue Pictures. They've just hired music video director Samuel Bayer (who has directed videos for everybody from NIRVANA to Justin Timberlake) to helm the remake, being scripted by DISTURBIA's Christopher Landon. I quite like the original, a really fascinating take on the vampire legend with a perfectly over-the-top performance from Bill Paxton. I hope they don't fuck it over.


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  • October 3, 2007 3:43 AM CST

    F.....

    by Cagliostro

    U!!!!!

  • October 3, 2007 3:46 AM CST

    Nathan Petrelli

    by sean bean

    I only realise that retrospect that Pasdar played the vanilla protagonist. But Henrikson and Paxton were the real stars

  • October 3, 2007 3:48 AM CST

    Too Soon....

    by Cagliostro

    One of my favorite films (back when Jenny Wright was still hot and not MIA). No need for this. Ugh.

  • October 3, 2007 3:49 AM CST

    I'm past getting upset about re-makes

    by Boba Fat

    They're are just part of being a movie fan of a certain age I guess. At least at the moment it's that way. I did see Control last night and that was a truly original film with an amazing lead performance from unknown Sam Riley. So, it's not like good films aren't being produced.

  • October 3, 2007 3:52 AM CST

    Wow

    by Forsakyn

    I'm used to remakes, but why Near Dark? Don't get me wrong - I really enjoyed it (particularly for Henriksen and Paxton), but... On wait, they're also making a remake of Friday the 13th, and that's nowhere near as good. Okay, nevermmind.

  • October 3, 2007 3:54 AM CST

    This is getting silly...

    by obi12kenobi

    ...I loved the original. Now it's going to get f'd in the A.

  • October 3, 2007 3:55 AM CST

    Boba Fat did you see COntrol in LA?

    by IndustryKiller!

    Cause i've been dying to see it, and as far as I know it doesn't come out here until mid October, but I'm not sure about hat.

  • October 3, 2007 3:59 AM CST

    FFS

    by kwisatzhaderach

    The talent line-up on the original: Kathryn Bigelow, Adam Greenberg, Tangerine Dream, Adrian Pasdar, Bill Paxton, Lance Henriksen, Jenette Goldstein. Hell, even James Cameron hung out on the set. Can't wait to see the talent line-up for the remake, another homogenised, corporate block of sludge completely devoid of inspiration or talent.

  • October 3, 2007 4:04 AM CST

    ooo oooo!

    by Midol Girl

    Don't forget the David Bowie music videos! Hahaha- kills me. Ah Bowie...youre the reason they'll never remake Labyrinth, no one will be able to roll around that crystal ball in spandex the way you did. No one.

  • October 3, 2007 4:10 AM CST

    The worm in the wall in Labyrinth

    by kwisatzhaderach

    Hilarious

  • October 3, 2007 4:10 AM CST

    Whisky Tango Foxtrot!!!

    by TheBladehelm

    It's getting to the point where I almost feel like Congress needs to get involved.

    Seriously, a candidate would do very well in the movie fan demographic if they used "No Hollywood Remakes" as one of their platforms.

    Any remake of this movie would inevitably lack the thing that makes it good in the first place, and that's the fact that it's low budget and kind of bad. Tim Thomerson is one of the better actors in it for Christ's sake, and that's really saying something. And who doesn't love the fact that many of the major actors were also in Aliens?

    Fuck this, fuck whoever decided on this, and fuck me for acknowledging its existence and somehow validating it by bitching about it.

  • October 3, 2007 4:12 AM CST

    Waste of time and money...

    by acorvey25

    Aside from the original actually being a good film, it has also held up surprisingly well. Absolutely no reason for this. NONE ONCE SO EVER.

  • October 3, 2007 4:15 AM CST

    Industry Killer

    by Boba Fat

    In London. I'm not a huge Joy Division fan but when Riley breaks into the Ian Curtis dance for the first time it is very, very spooky. I can't think of a comparable performance in this genre or possibly in general, for such an uncanny portrayal.

  • October 3, 2007 4:16 AM CST

    "Finger-lickin' GOOD!"

    by Psyclops

    I don't think they'll ever be able to capture the same kind of magic that Bill Paxton and Lance Henriksen worked in that movie. That shit is pure gold!

  • October 3, 2007 4:17 AM CST

    I'll put on an egg timer...

    by psychedelic

    ...to see how long it'll be before they announce A Nightmare on Elm Street remake. Here's an original idea for a movie: a horror fanatic whacks hatchets on skulls of executives who greenlight and push for all these shitty and unnecessary remakes of horror classics. After cracking craniums of about 40, shards and slivers of bone everywhere along with 46 gallons of blood (a few secretaries got chopped as well), he ties up the corporate heads, who pay these dimwitted slack-jawed troglodytes, and rams several pounds of brains down their throats. When the CEOs shit themselves, he takes the putrid mess and shoves it down their wives’ throats. Using rusty pliers, he yanks their teeth one by one, puts a power drill to their temple and makes them swallow. Then comes the blow torch…..hacking, shrieks…. Pleading…..sobbing……singed scrotums::::: Goddamn motherfuckers,, goddamn motherfuckers….. Assholes!!!!! Assholes!!!!!! YOU’RE RUINING OUR FUCKING MOVIES. AHHHHHHH aaaaaaaaaaHHHHHHHHH Ahhhhhhhhhhhh AAAAhkeinvkvaklsopityndvnkl;ryhtl;kja… Well, I’m sick of this shit goddamnit. No! I will not roll over and say this is a good thing. Fuck you executive suits. Fuck you………….............Okay, I liked the Dawn of the Dead remake.

  • October 3, 2007 4:24 AM CST

    Caught the original on pay cable the other night.

    by Hercules

    Holds up INCREDIBLY well. Creepy, cool, sexy, gripping and paced like lightning. Almost Terminator good.

  • October 3, 2007 4:27 AM CST

    Hercules

    by kwisatzhaderach

    Well said, one of the best films of the 80s. Point Break and Strange Days are awesome flicks too, blockbusters with art.

  • October 3, 2007 4:38 AM CST

    Near Dark remake is a mistake...

    by reni

    Near Dark is one of a kind. It's beautiful and lyrical in ways most horror films could never be. This is the decade of banality. What a pity they have to rape an original like this. You scum.

  • October 3, 2007 4:45 AM CST

    So not content with raping our childhoods

    by Allfather Starr

    They're now raping our teenage years too. What with the shambles that the alien and predator franchises have become, they have to take perfectly good movies like this and turn out a shitty remake. Why not just do a re-release. 20th anniversary or something, I'd love to see this in the cinema. Grrr, I'm off to drink wine. Form a glass." Just the glass."

  • October 3, 2007 4:51 AM CST

    Consider me stunned!!

    by MaxTheSilent

    Platinum Dunes is hiring a shallow music video director for one of their useless remakes!?!! Surely the world has just turned on its axis!!

  • October 3, 2007 5:03 AM CST

    I watched this the other day

    by Zino

    for the first time since it came out. I didn't rally appreciate it back then - I preferred the Lost Boys. But DAMN this movie kicks ass. It holds up really well today. I forgot that Bishop, Hudson and Vasquez are all in it. I loved it, apart from the slightly cop-out ending where the hero cures himself of his vampirism. Oh yeah - remakes are bad!

  • October 3, 2007 5:28 AM CST

    Stop the Madness

    by CuervoJones

    I´m sick of remakes of my fav movies!

  • October 3, 2007 5:51 AM CST

    That reminds me, who's the Tangerine Dream

    by charon

    of this most recent decade, as far as film music is concerned? TD pretty much peaked with "Risky Business" but put out some great soundtracks both before and after. Nowadays, I guess the marketing folks are too fickle to stick with One Band for multiple movies (cannibalizing the Movie Soundtrack and Backlog Market, don't you know?? Except for the Rolling Stones, apparently they're 'timeless' both in musical reminiscence of the 70s and zombified live performances to present day and age)

    And this as a "remake/re-imagining" in the horror genre is once again a utter devastation to that known as Imagination. We hardly knew ye!

  • October 3, 2007 5:57 AM CST

    fuck off with the remakes

    by TinSpider

    The odd one is fine, but jesus. If they MUST remake anything, do The Land that Time Forgot. Substitute Doug mc wotsit for Bruce Cambell. Fuck yeah.

  • October 3, 2007 6:01 AM CST

    Someone needs to arial bomb Platinum Dunes already...

    by Sledge Hammer

    ...growl, hiss, boo, etc.

    Oh, and anyone else hear the rumour about Bill Paxton playing Henriksen's character of Jesse in this remake?

  • October 3, 2007 6:02 AM CST

    ok ...deep breath

    by NomoredirtyjokespleaseweareYanks

    FUCKING STOP THIS FUCKIN SHIT YOU WORTHLESS HACKS AND ACTUALLY COME UP WITH YOUR OWN IDEA. Each time you do this you cheapen whatever classic you are raping. I know, remake Bladerunner, imagine how cool that movie will be with CGI and paul walker can play Decker.

  • October 3, 2007 6:05 AM CST

    Whats next then...Repo Man?

    by John Emdall

    oh if only...

  • October 3, 2007 6:15 AM CST

    The music will be all over the map to appeal to

    by Yeti

    the widest audience possible. Ugh. I dislike being negative but this is a really dumb move.

  • October 3, 2007 6:19 AM CST

    charon

    by kwisatzhaderach

    There isn't really any distinctive music like the Dream in movies anymore. Everybody plays it safe. Check out the soundtrack to The Keep - freakin amazin'.

  • October 3, 2007 6:34 AM CST

    Jesus Christ...

    by KillDozer

    Every fucking story I've read on this site today is about a damn remake or a fucking sequel. Is it that hard to get an original idea made these days?

  • October 3, 2007 6:38 AM CST

    Blood Transfusion

    by darquelyte

    Vampirism is supposed to be mystical, and a simple blood transfusion wouldn't "cure" someone of the condition. I liked this movie, but always had a problem with that.

  • October 3, 2007 6:44 AM CST

    Near Dark is a classic! Leave it alone!

    by Col. Tigh-Fighter

    But I said that about Dawn of the Dead - and look how that turned out. Who knows. Maybe they'll find another Zack Snyder out there?

  • October 3, 2007 7:18 AM CST

    Bullet! Apply directly to the forehead!

    by rev_skarekroe

    What a freaking waste of celluloid. Or, if it's shot digitally, ones and zeros.

  • October 3, 2007 7:37 AM CST

    Something must be done.

    by fireclown

    Is there someone we can write to? Organize some kind of protest?

  • October 3, 2007 7:49 AM CST

    So what you're telling me is...

    by The Duke Of Madness

    The F.C.C. screams "Oh Holy God, We Beseech thee to cover up that foul breast of Janet Jackson" but allows the cancerous cock tumor that are remakes? I think I'll go hide under my bed with my Sam Fuller collection.

  • October 3, 2007 7:57 AM CST

    hedging bets

    by zenzer

    Hollywood makes movies for teenagers and twentysomethings. The majority of which haven't seen any of the originals they are remaking. Plain and simple, Hollywood is hedging risk by re-making movies that "worked" from the past. Simply re-shoot, re-package and re-sell to an audience that could care less that there ever was an "original". $ cha-ching $

  • October 3, 2007 7:58 AM CST

    Okay...

    by Bruce Leroy

    This remake shit is getting out of hand...I'd love to see some original screenplays getting produced. Mr. Movie producer and big ass studio's, check that drawer where all those unproduced original screenplays are being kept. Read them before they rot! What's next?! A Fright Night remake?!!

  • October 3, 2007 7:58 AM CST

    "Finger Lickin' Good!"

    by Lance Rock

    Paxton rules!

  • October 3, 2007 7:59 AM CST

    NOoooooooooo!!!

    by FILMFUNK

    We are helpless as they crap all over my childhood movie memories by remaking all these classics!

    OK, They're maybee not true classics like The Thing or Alien but The Hitcher and Near Dark and stuff were bloody good! (pun intended) and had a certain vibe and unique quality to them you aint gonna capture again and they're not even THAT FUCKING OLD!

    It's coming isn't it, a re-make of Robocop or BladeRunner or god forbid Alien or FUCK IT! Remake Transformers why don't you it's only been out a month!

    Actually DO remake Transformers, that one was unwatchable dogshit but stop already remaking everything I hold dear or I'm going to remake Hollywood with my talkback powers you insufferable c*unts!

  • October 3, 2007 8:13 AM CST

    Fuck Platinum Dunes.

    by Gilkuliehe

    Fuck them up their stupid asses. I can't believe they will remake this fucking gem. I swear to God I'd punch these guys.

  • October 3, 2007 8:24 AM CST

    I'm sorry but you simply can't do a Near Dark Remake

    by smackfu

    Unless either Christopher Walken or Rutger Hauer are on board. Because those 2 are about the only ones that could possibly top Lance Henrickson as a vampire when it comes to cult awesomeness. In all seriousness, I can see someone 20 years from now forming a terrorist group to go around wiping out all traces of the films that came out of this retarded fucking remake decade. Then again I'm still waiting for a terrorist group to form to wipe out all traces of 80's synth-pop...

  • October 3, 2007 8:26 AM CST

    Are you fucking kidding me?

    by The Bunglermoose

    ....so far this bullshit "Remake-a-Thon" hasn't touched any of my favorite movies, so I've been content to ignore it. But what the fuck? "Near Dark", while not a perfect film, offers a variation on a seriously overplayed theme and I think it stands as-made. No reason to remake it -- even for the recognition factor, because hardly anyone I talk to about this film has ever seen it.

  • October 3, 2007 8:39 AM CST

    Pointless remake, just like The Hitcher

    by BrowncoatJedi

    Nobody cares!!! The original is fine.

  • October 3, 2007 8:54 AM CST

    HUGE MISTAKE !!! Another HITCHER !!!

    by Shakes The Clown

    People only went to see Halloween remake because it's Halloween and Rob Zombie fans. No one cares or knows about Near Dark and the fans that do are already perfectly happy with the original. Fans are fed up with the remakes. The original is a classic. It was that specific cast that made it work. These suits are only making this because they see people are excited about 30 DAYS OF NIGHT (which is ORIGINAL. Not a REMAKE!) Near Dark remake will bomb. Bring on new original horror!

  • October 3, 2007 8:58 AM CST

    Talkback Powers...

    by Jaws Wayne

    Haha, that made me laugh. Yeah, a remake of Bigelow's wonderful cult classic. I don't know,it could be utter shit, it could be cool, but I'd be (pleasantly) suprised if it's gonna be nearly as good as the original. I'm a big fan of Bigelow's films, Blue Steel with Jamie Lee, Strange Days, Near Dark, Point Break, what a kick ass director and a female to boot, which makes these movies probably even cooler as they already are. At the moment she's filming a Drama/War/Action/Thriller movie based in Iraq with Ralph Fiennes, David Morse and Guy Pearce and just recently she made a 7 or 8 minute action commercial for Pirelli starring Uma Thurman called "Mission Zero". You can check that one out if your a Bigelow /Uma T./ Action fan right away. http://tinyurl.com/yobrn2

  • October 3, 2007 9:02 AM CST

    God fucking DAMMIT!

    by Fawst

    Seriously? NEAR DARK? One of the greatest cult classics to come out of the 80s? A film that was feared lost to history, as reported by Moriarty some 6 years ago? No matter who I show this one to, no matter who I have watch it, they all come away with SOMETHING good to say about it. Not everyone loves it, but it's not everyone's cup of tea. But they all agree on one thing: it has something for everyone. And I can guaran-damn-tee you that this remake will not have that quality. I'm not gonna lie, I think that a remake of Near Dark wouldn't neccessarily be a bad idea. But Platinum Dunes' track record immediately spells doom for this. Fuck you, Platinum Dunes.

  • October 3, 2007 9:09 AM CST

    I'm still shocked that The Exorcist remake...

    by Stalin vs Predator

    ...hasn't been greenlit yet. I've been expecting the slimebags to do it since 2004. I think maybe Friedkin has too much power to allow it. Or rather his wife does. At least I hope so, considering that names such as Schrader and Coppola battled against the same thing with no avail (the Taxi Driver remake / game that Schrader tried to shoot down, the Godfather game that Coppola fought all the way and unfortunately lost...)

  • October 3, 2007 9:18 AM CST

    Near Dark Gets Direct-To-Video Distribution!!

    by www.valiens.com

    Hello, new headline. We'll be seeing you sometime in late 2008.

  • October 3, 2007 9:24 AM CST

    Don't Fucking Dare touch Fright Night....

    by lostark71

    you worthless cock touching scabrous and leprotic third rate fuckspazzers. I hate you all.

  • October 3, 2007 9:30 AM CST

    Near Dark

    by Ironmuskrat

    One of my favorite movies from the 80's. I actually felt bad it never got the attention it should have. I always felt it was overshadowed by The Lost Boys, which came out about the same time. Not to say Lost Boys was a horrible movie, but it doesn't even come close to the creepy goodness that is Near Dark.

  • October 3, 2007 9:50 AM CST

    Remake???

    by Internet Thug

    What the fuck for?? You are going to tell me they think they can do better than the original yeah fuck that. Just make Near Dusk a sequel and move the fuck on from raping movies that enjoy their cornholes upunctured.

  • October 3, 2007 9:51 AM CST

    Bigelow's original was awesome.

    by cowboyone

    She's hot and talented. Paxton and Henriksen killed in this flick.

  • October 3, 2007 9:55 AM CST

    Platinum Dunes is remaking SAW & SAW II

    by Zartan

    They got a 7 foot professional Wrestler to play Jigsaw, so it will be scary now.

  • October 3, 2007 10:04 AM CST

    Platinum Dunes is remaking NightWatch and Daywatch

    by Series7

    So it wil be in english so Americans can understand it.

  • October 3, 2007 10:23 AM CST

    This news SUCKS

    by DrPain

    Pun intended. Man, I love Near Dark, hey Platinum Dunes, you bastards, make something original, at least try. When this gets released, you're not getting my hard earned money. you bastards. I'm going to go cry now.

  • October 3, 2007 10:28 AM CST

    HELP US AICN, PLEASE!!

    by DrPain

    We all must stop this insanity, we got to write this stupid production company, the studios and even protest. I'm serious! and I wish this site was too.

  • October 3, 2007 10:49 AM CST

    Platinum dunes is remaking Chucky

    by Meglos

    The new killer doll will be "dope" and "fly" and be voiced by Chris Tucker to appeal to a children's demographic.

  • October 3, 2007 10:57 AM CST

    Bill Paxton

    by ewokstew

    Frankly, that's all that needs to be said.

  • October 3, 2007 10:59 AM CST

    Samuel Bayer

    by ewokstew

    is a good choice. He's one of the MV director's that I think will do fine as a feature director.

  • October 3, 2007 10:59 AM CST

    What? Samuel Bayer?!?

    by Stefano

    He will turn this movie in some kind of glossy and patinated crap movie, with a lot of cool photography (just to prove he's so artistic) and no substance. I just hope he won't insert any cameos by Green Day or My Chemical Romance members too.

  • October 3, 2007 11:07 AM CST

    This is not news

    by Jaws Wayne

    I guess hardly anybody who loves the original is gonna applaud the idea of a remake but I'm suprised you all act as if the fact of Near Dark being remade is actually news, while in fact it was known for over a year now Bigelow's film would be remade.

  • October 3, 2007 11:13 AM CST

    blick

    by podkayne8

    I was really hoping this wasn't actually gonna happen since I hadn't heard anything new in awhile. LAME. So sick of remakes - especially of favorites like this. Now I'll just hope this doesn't turn into a complete abomination (yea right).

  • October 3, 2007 11:15 AM CST

    Well, could be worse...

    by Kid Z

    ... could've been Rob Zombie and three-fourths of the movie would focus on Mae's abusive hillbilly family that drove her to become a vampire...

  • October 3, 2007 12:09 PM CST

    Smells like crap

    by Lord_Soth

    Someone should remove these fuckers from the business!

  • October 3, 2007 12:45 PM CST

    Fatboy Slim's 'Right here, right now' was a sample from

    by Mr Squirrel

    which Bigelow movie? Clue - it's her worst.

  • October 3, 2007 12:52 PM CST

    I have been

    by jelac07

    a lurker and occasional poster for like 10 years now...but this shit drags me out of the wood work. The original Near Dark has to be one of the best Vampire flicks of all time. An original take on the mythology, gritty, real and beautiful in that perfect kind of way... All of the actors are superb, especially Bill Paxton... in a way only Bill Paxton can be. They are going to royally fuck this up...and I am going to be pissed if they do. Some movies just should not be remade. period.

  • October 3, 2007 1:08 PM CST

    As unnecessary as the appendix.

    by Schneid

    What are the chances that some video music schmuck will create a scene as cool as Pasdar stumbling across the open field as the sun comes up? No chance at all.

  • October 3, 2007 1:28 PM CST

    "it's like what my daddy told my momma.."

    by oneragga

    "..in the back of my daddy's truck...he said...SHHHHH!" I so love this fucking movie. Holds up like a charm...watched the 2 disc SE just this past weekend; atmospheric, quotable, and that bar scene is equal parts cool and scary as hell. They won't be able to hold a candle to it.

  • October 3, 2007 1:42 PM CST

    Oh boy, can you feel the Linkin Park on the juke box?

    by Domi'sInnerChild

    They can update the Winnebago to a rocking Honda Element Hybrid, instead of a farmboy Pasdar they instead have a female white skater who just wants to make it on the guy's tour when she's bitten by Ashley Simpson in her acting debut. They can dig up a Culkin to be the kid vampire and he can have a pet ferret that gets into all kinds of trouble. Jack Black can take on the Paxton character. I don't know what anybody is worried about, it practically writes and produces itself.

  • October 3, 2007 2:41 PM CST

    Another BAD Platinum Dunes "REMAKE" on horizon

    by daveinLA

    PD to remake The Birds, Friday the 13th... anyone know of others by these rip-off artists? I know they're doing The Horsemen which is supposedly original but smells and awful lot like Prophecy....

  • October 3, 2007 2:43 PM CST

    To Samuel Bayer and to anyother director...

    by DrPain

    Don't take this project, you really want to start out your career already hated? You can make this the greatest remake of all time and you'll still get no respect. This is for all you directors wanting to make real movies. Think about it before you take that check.

  • October 3, 2007 2:46 PM CST

    Platinum Dunes

    by TattooedBillionaire

    sucks. Near Dark is awesome. There's no need for a remake, but like they actually care if that's the case or not.

  • October 3, 2007 2:53 PM CST

    Fuck this, we want a sequel by Bigelow!

    by Big Bad Clone

    Came in the Netflix the other day and I damn near fell in love with this movie.

    A remake wouldn't be bad but not in the hands of these assholes. All they add is lens filters and shitty actors.

  • October 3, 2007 3:03 PM CST

    So does Platinum Dunes

    by Samuel Fulmer

    actually make original films??? Are the talent involved so bad that they can't come up with original ides?

  • October 3, 2007 3:12 PM CST

    Does a Hollywood Writers' Strike Really Matter

    by Samuel Fulmer

    if nothing original is getting written?

  • October 3, 2007 3:15 PM CST

    Mr Squirrel

    by D_T

    Strange Days (said by A.B.)

  • October 3, 2007 3:17 PM CST

    All these hack mtv directors...

    by DrPain

    if this was the 70's all you hack music video directors would be directing either tv or porn. Even them tv would be too good for you unoriginal talentless hacks.

  • October 3, 2007 3:20 PM CST

    Near Dark

    by D_T

    We have a copy on DVD and watch it every so often (it usually gets queued up this month as part of our own Horror-O-Thon). Anyway, it's one of my favorites, the performances are dead on, the concept is outstanding - between this and "I Am Legend", all the remaining decent vampire material will be completely F'ed up. (Willing to give both a chance, but not optimistic...). ~D_T

  • October 3, 2007 3:23 PM CST

    DotD Was a Shitty Remake

    by TheBladehelm

    Let's be fair here, the new Dawn of the Dead was a shitty remake in every category of remake. It simply took the monsters (zombies) and the setting (a mall) and that's it. None of the characters or situations are taken from the original.

    That being said, it is a decent movie. Not a good movie or a great movie, but a decent movie.

    A remake is never needed, and only warranted if the original movie was made decades ago (more than two, preferably more than three)and never really realized successfully. Like, say, a black and white movie with an unstoppable monster that terrorizes a remote science station in a snowy setting but ended up looking like a plushy teddy bear.

  • October 3, 2007 3:27 PM CST

    This years box office is up

    by Samuel Fulmer

    and it's been relatively remake free (Hairspray, Halloween, 3:10 to Yuma and The Hitcher are the only films that spring to mind). You'd think Hollywood business types would be smart enough to see the connection. Most people over the age of 15 don't care to see remakes because they already saw the original films and have been burnt by the glut of inferior remakes that have come out this decade.

  • October 3, 2007 3:44 PM CST

    we're stuck in a cycle

    by papabendi

    of Vampires and Zombies. They're like Heavy metal and Hip Hop, they just won't fuck off.

  • October 3, 2007 4:19 PM CST

    If only the vampires knew martial arts

    by Domi'sInnerChild

    That would have made the original perfect and is exactly why we need a remake. Well that and Vasquez needs to be a wise cracking black women this time since we hate illegal aliens. If they can work in a vampires vs. zombies "whoever wins, we lose" subplot, you'd have box office gold.

  • October 3, 2007 4:58 PM CST

    FUCKING BASTARD REMAKES

    by VERY METAL

    By all acounts the remake of saw 4 will be out the week before the original!

  • October 3, 2007 5:37 PM CST

    Normally I dont have a problem with remakes but...

    by TheRealSeveren

    I have to take the spurs to this one and slit its throat!

  • October 3, 2007 5:48 PM CST

    How dare they!

    by MaxDembo1

    They should not remake this movie. That's okay however, because I am sure it will suck in comparison to the first one and be quickly forgotten.

  • October 3, 2007 6:12 PM CST

    Lostark - Fright Night will be next.

    by Yeti

    Trust.

  • October 3, 2007 6:20 PM CST

    Oh fuck you

    by Jack Burton

    Near Dark rocks worlds. That is one of the best modern vampire movies out there. And music video guy is going to make it a teeny bopper bullshit fest. I can't wait until the marketing campaign starts: "From the studios that brought you The Hitcher and THe Texas Chainsaw Massacre", as if that was something to be proud of. Fucking soulless Hollywood twats.

  • October 3, 2007 7:32 PM CST

    This makes baby Jesus puke

    by Super Nintendo Chalmers

    When this came out in a 2-disc set a couple of years ago I tried to get my friend to watch it. For some reason he was hesitant and, as a joke, he said he would only watch it if someone in the movie exploded. So yeah, he had to watch it. And love it. Lost Boys was alright, but all of those mullets make it kind of hard to tolerate. Why don't they leave Near Dark alone and remake Lost Boys instead? It is more high profile, and I could give a shit about it.

  • October 3, 2007 8:16 PM CST

    Original is perfect: won't get my money

    by Stormwatcher

    The Anchor Bay transfer is super sweet too, looks like a new film. No desire to see this remade. It won't capture anything that makes the original great. Sorry but just not possible. Paxton and Lance and Nathan 'flying man!" Petrelli or bust.

  • October 3, 2007 8:39 PM CST

    Why not remake FRIGHT NIGHT instead?

    by halsolo

    Its actually a solid movie that could work as a remake, since its kinda dumb, but fun, and about as many people will recognize the title. All it really needed was a really hot chick, not Marcy from MARRIED WITH CHILDREN. Not surprised PLATINUM DUNES wouldn't put a woman behind the camera on this one... always thought Bigelow was the reason NEAR DARK stood out, she actually approached the material in a way guys never would. That bar scene... man. Now I'm pissed - sure that special edition DVD I bought is responsible for this.

  • October 3, 2007 8:41 PM CST

    Oh, already covered.

    by halsolo

    Still think a new FRIGHT NIGHT would actually be awesome. So of course we get NEAR DARK. Can we petition it? IanMcKellen as Roddy mayhaps?

  • October 3, 2007 11:42 PM CST

    Oh but they will...

    by rune_spell

    They will fuck it over. What pisses me off, aside from ruining the original movies for future generations who wont even remember SD TV let alone any movie made before 2000, is those jerks at Platinum Dunes are getting rich off of other people's work. And to them I say, you're not real producers, you're fuckin thieving businessmen. It's time to take the business out of showbusiness and let the CREW (and cast) reap the profits. Assholes.

  • October 4, 2007 6:14 AM CST

    Theyve already anounced the Fright Night re-make.

    by Col. Tigh-Fighter

    Unlucky guys! Hopefully they wont fook it up!

    http://tinyurl.com/36kt9u

  • October 4, 2007 7:47 AM CST

    remaking a movie is a slur on the original talent

    by misnomer

    involved. Why remake something which was, for all intensive purposes, perfect? It can't be topped. Unless they make significant script changes and fundamentally make a different movie, I really don't want to see this. Not one remake has proven to be as good as the original. Not one. Hopefully this trend is drawing to a close and Fright Night and anything by John Hughes survive untainted.