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A contest to break your heart! Win an autographed Farrelly Bros poster!

Ahoy, squirts! Quint here. I didn’t find the Farrelly Bros’ HEARTBREAK KID their best work, but I do think it’s a cut above their most recent stuff (I can’t tell you how much I disliked STUCK ON YOU).

The flick just hit DVD a week or two back and we’ve been offered a one-sheet signed by the Farrelly Bros. It’ll look like the one below, except with a pair of scribbles somewhere on it.



The contest is a simple one. It’ll be held entirely in the talkbacks below. So, you’ll need a talkback account and you’ll need to make sure that you can check email on the email address attached to your talkback handle, so you folks who went out and grabbed a temporary email account to set this up… make sure you have access to it because the winner will be notified via that email address.

We’ve all had a crazy relationship… some of us may still be in one. I want to hear the most whacked out psycho relationship horror stories you got. The more horrific, the more fucked up, the more insane and heartbreaking the better. Gather those stories and post them below. They might have been traumatic, but maybe now you’ll get something out of the heartache and pain.

I’ll stop the contest next Wednesday at 11:59pm CST and see what really rings my bells. I’m going to assume the contest is for North American only, but I’ll double check that and update this story when I get a clear answer. UPDATE: THE CONTEST IS OPEN TO THE US AND CANADA ONLY!

I’ll alert the winner hopefully by next weekend.

Good luck!

-Quint
quint@aintitcool.com



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I think everyone will get excited
by occidere
Jan 5th, 2008
05:28:45 AM
Hey Jett
by Horace Cox
Jan 5th, 2008
05:50:30 AM
Entry Story
by nascentia
Jan 5th, 2008
06:06:47 AM
Entry: Rob Zombie's The Heartbreak Kid
by tonagan
Jan 5th, 2008
07:23:08 AM
Hahah, most AICN talkbackers have never had a date
by Bobo_Vision
Jan 5th, 2008
07:52:44 AM
Can people from outside the US join too?
by DerLanghaarige
Jan 5th, 2008
07:55:44 AM
Oh, okay, sorry, I read the north american bit!
by DerLanghaarige
Jan 5th, 2008
07:56:42 AM
Kathryn Golden (Showers)
by Bungion Boy
Jan 5th, 2008
08:49:46 AM
Ok, here goes...
by cornponious
Jan 5th, 2008
09:24:17 AM
I had a relationship with myself
by testricals
Jan 5th, 2008
09:36:54 AM
But why?
by testricals
Jan 5th, 2008
09:39:59 AM
This chick I dated in highschool
by thegoddamedbatman
Jan 5th, 2008
09:50:18 AM
Cornponious
by BetaRayBill07
Jan 5th, 2008
10:00:41 AM
Hotchick69
by Bobo_Vision
Jan 5th, 2008
10:07:38 AM
go with your first instinct
by harold_maude
Jan 5th, 2008
10:10:29 AM
2 stories
by Monkey Man Zero
Jan 5th, 2008
10:16:28 AM
Story
by Agent Blue
Jan 5th, 2008
10:18:12 AM
nascentia/Bungion Boy/cornponious
by jedimindflayer
Jan 5th, 2008
10:23:34 AM
Entry
by enderandrew
Jan 5th, 2008
10:23:37 AM
OMG these are getting worse as time goes on....
by BetaRayBill07
Jan 5th, 2008
10:37:03 AM
New Contest: WIN A PILE OF COW SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
by President Evil
Jan 5th, 2008
10:45:53 AM
Roaches
by jdfincola
Jan 5th, 2008
11:46:20 AM
Entry
by TheTornadoKid
Jan 5th, 2008
12:39:19 PM
*sharp
by TheTornadoKid
Jan 5th, 2008
12:40:38 PM
How many days until Cloverfield bombs?
by leobloom
Jan 5th, 2008
12:41:06 PM
Nurse I used to know
by hallmitchell
Jan 5th, 2008
12:49:42 PM
AICN contests blow
by D.Vader
Jan 5th, 2008
01:09:22 PM
Entry: Psyho Ex
by noah37
Jan 5th, 2008
02:11:41 PM
how about an autographed Coen Brothers one sheet
by kafka07
Jan 5th, 2008
02:39:58 PM
Entry: Worst Date Ever
by Colier Rannd
Jan 5th, 2008
02:43:43 PM
Autographed Shawshank Redemption poster contest??
by BetaRayBill07
Jan 5th, 2008
03:04:28 PM
So we were sitting there...
by Zombieflicker
Jan 5th, 2008
03:11:54 PM
A SIGNED HEARTBREAK KID POSTER!!!????!!!
by OttopartS
Jan 5th, 2008
03:21:26 PM
Damn.
by mrfan
Jan 5th, 2008
03:26:52 PM
Who the hell would want that?
by zooch
Jan 5th, 2008
03:42:30 PM
My screwed-up relationship
by Organs
Jan 5th, 2008
03:48:03 PM
Oh yeah, I should add to my "My screwed-up relationship" post...
by Organs
Jan 5th, 2008
03:55:22 PM
HAHAHA
by Zozma
Jan 5th, 2008
04:26:53 PM
only available to the us and canada!
by ironic_name
Jan 5th, 2008
06:06:53 PM
Entry:A breakup and a Flaming jeep
by Jeremiah86
Jan 5th, 2008
06:07:34 PM
Right hand got jealous and Broke my left's fingers
by George Newman
Jan 5th, 2008
06:23:46 PM
can we get a signed script of DUMB&DUMBER or something?
by George Newman
Jan 5th, 2008
06:28:59 PM
about as valuable as my signed CROSSGEN comics--
by George Newman
Jan 5th, 2008
06:30:26 PM
ENTRY:My girl once kick me in the balls..
by captboulder
Jan 5th, 2008
06:30:44 PM
Entry #1 Stalker at the Collegia
by Detective_Fingerling
Jan 5th, 2008
06:33:39 PM
Entry #2 Harpoon Hannah
by Detective_Fingerling
Jan 5th, 2008
06:34:08 PM
I went on a movie date with this girl
by Bobo_Vision
Jan 5th, 2008
06:57:38 PM
Entry#1
by Lashlarue
Jan 5th, 2008
07:01:06 PM
jedimindflayer
by nascentia
Jan 5th, 2008
07:15:21 PM
Talented Mr Ripley
by antonphd
Jan 5th, 2008
07:27:02 PM
Talented Mr Ripley - part 2
by antonphd
Jan 5th, 2008
07:36:10 PM
My Crazy Story
by Sro100
Jan 5th, 2008
08:02:08 PM
how do we know what email account is connected to this?
by s0nicdeathmonkey
Jan 5th, 2008
08:11:40 PM
Am I in the right support group?
by buffywrestling
Jan 5th, 2008
09:40:21 PM
I will enter this contest...
by SubliminalJones
Jan 5th, 2008
10:53:22 PM
Here's my story....
by wackybantha
Jan 5th, 2008
11:20:13 PM
Who the fuck wants to win this?
by Sledge Hammer
Jan 6th, 2008
12:47:29 AM
Hey Bobo_Vision
by Horace Cox
Jan 6th, 2008
12:51:27 AM
One crazy-ass bitch
by zacdilone
Jan 6th, 2008
01:44:38 AM
A interesting story..heartbreaking too.
by dagonet
Jan 6th, 2008
02:00:46 AM
Oh geez, get over it, people!
by Organs
Jan 6th, 2008
02:24:50 AM
Alister Crowley got me
by ShiniGamiSan
Jan 6th, 2008
04:46:39 AM
Heres one for the pages
by phalaughul
Jan 6th, 2008
05:29:01 AM
am i on chud.com?
by birdy birdman
Jan 6th, 2008
06:18:11 AM
seriously...
by birdy birdman
Jan 6th, 2008
06:20:58 AM
i'll bring the weed
by birdy birdman
Jan 6th, 2008
06:21:16 AM
HERE IS MY POINT
by birdy birdman
Jan 6th, 2008
06:22:58 AM
WTF!?
by FILMFUNK
Jan 6th, 2008
07:53:43 AM
I could win but
by Dazzler69
Jan 6th, 2008
12:12:05 PM
I hope
by TheBlackKnight
Jan 6th, 2008
12:35:28 PM
FUCK
by TheBlackKnight
Jan 6th, 2008
12:36:01 PM
Dagonet
by Grise26
Jan 6th, 2008
01:04:09 PM
BEST.....TALKBACK.....EVER!!!! !
by BetaRayBill07
Jan 6th, 2008
02:27:20 PM
I feel very, very normal
by TerryMalloy
Jan 6th, 2008
04:33:03 PM
I took a girl to a lake one time...
by IAmJack'sUserID
Jan 6th, 2008
05:31:23 PM
Entry
by Prossor
Jan 6th, 2008
07:39:13 PM
My tale
by Allfather Starr
Jan 6th, 2008
07:45:03 PM
Not gross, but fucked up...
by Francis Begbie
Jan 6th, 2008
08:43:39 PM
not the normal kind of jailbait
by photo
Jan 6th, 2008
08:49:22 PM
Cheating is a very VERY fucked idea... I learned.
by FlyinHawaiian
Jan 7th, 2008
12:59:30 AM
FlyinHawaiian
by Prossor
Jan 7th, 2008
02:12:56 AM
Indeed
by FlyinHawaiian
Jan 7th, 2008
03:16:23 AM
I'm the only one here
by cornponious
Jan 7th, 2008
06:24:37 AM
Entry: Curtis (Jesus)
by Flying Spaghetti Monster
Jan 7th, 2008
09:32:04 AM
Entry: So, this one time, in college...
by Writemakesright
Jan 7th, 2008
10:12:38 AM
For the past 14 years....
by BitterMan23
Jan 7th, 2008
10:43:40 AM
oh why not
by Bloo
Jan 7th, 2008
11:56:18 AM
Contest Entry
by seven-ate-9
Jan 7th, 2008
01:11:02 PM
Harry... you fat whore... No one wants that poster...
by ricarleite
Jan 7th, 2008
02:13:43 PM
Entry: Girlfriend Killed Hobo, Frames Me.
by SkeletonParty
Jan 7th, 2008
03:07:57 PM
ENTRY: A Restraining Order
by mwrisner
Jan 7th, 2008
03:29:14 PM
Haha, you guys are fucked up.
by Gwai Lo
Jan 7th, 2008
04:01:53 PM
McFly
by TerryMalloy
Jan 7th, 2008
08:30:43 PM
This CAN'T be a real contest?!?!
by Violator90
Jan 7th, 2008
08:38:03 PM
I wish
by TerryMalloy
Jan 7th, 2008
08:49:33 PM
No, seriously
by TerryMalloy
Jan 7th, 2008
08:50:37 PM
I've got some fucking doozies.
by Harry Weinstein
Jan 7th, 2008
09:27:08 PM
im the heartbreak kid!
by shogunshin
Jan 7th, 2008
09:40:23 PM
My heartbreak story. I saw this movie
by skywalkerfamily
Jan 8th, 2008
02:29:58 AM
Heartbreak stories? From The AICN faithful? Sure...
by MMacKK
Jan 8th, 2008
02:43:52 AM
Entry: Athens, Greece: Beautiful Painting: Cruise Drummer
by johnnyoj
Jan 9th, 2008
02:47:28 PM
and the winner is ?
by phalaughul
Jan 13th, 2008
01:01:11 AM
Me!
by garrettbenn
Jan 14th, 2008
10:18:16 AM

by JimmyJingles
Jan 15th, 2008
12:38:13 PM
??????
by nascentia
Jan 16th, 2008
04:48:57 PM
Entry-
by Violator90
Jan 16th, 2008
08:20:32 PM
Violator90
by FlyinHawaiian
Jan 17th, 2008
01:18:57 AM
Farrelly Remake: Monster Squad
by JBouganim1
Jan 18th, 2008
04:34:12 PM
Did anybody actually win this thing?
by Agent Blue
Jan 19th, 2008
07:10:10 PM
WELL WHAT THE
by FlyinHawaiian
Jan 20th, 2008
03:25:58 PM
Not yet...
by cornponious
Jan 21st, 2008
06:06:01 AM
FlyinHawaiian
by jdfincola
Jan 23rd, 2008
05:07:35 PM
Well
by FlyinHawaiian
Jan 24th, 2008
04:38:04 AM
No winner yet?
by cornponious
Mar 2nd, 2008
08:52:11 PM
Of course nobody won
by NoahTall
Apr 13th, 2008
12:52:35 PM
Test
by YakMalla
May 15th, 2008
09:33:51 AM
Test II
by YakMalla
May 15th, 2008
09:35:21 AM
Test III
by YakMalla
May 15th, 2008
12:59:43 PM
Yes somebody is reading this
by Orcus
May 15th, 2008
01:29:27 PM
good idea.
by Cotton McKnight
May 24th, 2008
11:37:55 AM
YAY!
by Cotton McKnight
May 24th, 2008
11:39:06 AM
What's with the testing
by Orcus
May 25th, 2008
10:18:34 PM
I wish they'd hurry and announce me as winner.
by cornponious
Jun 6th, 2008
06:45:27 PM
Ok, you're the winner. Happy now?
by Orcus
Jun 6th, 2008
06:49:33 PM
No. :(
by cornponious
Jun 6th, 2008
08:25:31 PM
Orcus tried
by Orcus
Jun 7th, 2008
07:00:25 AM

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