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Harry's DVD Picks & Peeks - 5th week of April DVDs: Alien Bestiality Porn, Foreign Genius Children Films, Golden Compass & more!


Hey folks, Harry here with this week’s DVD PICKS AND PEEKS. Some interesting films here – Especially the 3 Criterion Children’s films – which I can’t recommend enough – and of course the exact opposite – THE BEAST FROM SPACE. But there’s more… As usual you can click on any of the box art or titles and be taken to Amazon where you can choose to purchase or learn more about the title in question. If you do purchase – a small percentage of the price will go to continue this column – which I hope you good folks enjoy. Well, enough from me, here ya go…

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008





THE GOLDEN COMPASS

I really did enjoy this film – it’s a very pretty movie – and I prefer it to THE LION, THE WITCH AND THE WARDROBE – not the story, but the execution. I love the look of the universe – and Sir Ian’s Polar Bear just rocks hard. I also love how completely realized the universe they created here was done. That said – it’s sad that we’ll never see the rest of the series… most likely. This was a very strong film with a pretty weak ending. This is a gorgeous disc.





THE RED BALLOON (Criterion Collection)

One of the truly beautiful art films… for children. The film is about a boy and a sentient red balloon in the streets of Paris – and though the film has no dialogue – it is captivating for every second. There’s no need to have dialogue – everyone knows the joys of having a balloon and not having a balloon – and to own a magic sentient balloon… what inflated bliss that must be. One of the great great children films – that will captivate the youth in anyone… no matter their age or supposed maturity. Criterion and Janus have done an amazing job bringing this film out!





THE DIVING BELL AND THE BUTTERFLY

The biggest problem that MIRAMAX had this past year was they had too many wonderful films under their banner. You had the films they did with Paramount Vantage – and then there were films like THE DIVING BELL AND THE BUTTERFLY – which is easily amongst the highest regarded films of 2007. Having had a period of my life where I was partially paralyzed – the power of imagination and a desire to not merely accept one’s fate… I completely understand. I created AICN during my bout – and Julian Schnabel… who created one of my favorite films from a few years back, BASQUIAT, he has again created an amazing film about the human existence. Brilliant film. Fantastic story. Seek this out!





THE ADVENTURES OF YOUNG INDIANA JONES, VOLUME THREE – THE YEARS OF CHANGE

Well – I don’t know if you’ve caught INDY fever yet, but I’m very much getting caught up with it – It doesn’t help that I’ve now seen in the last year… every single episode of the YOUNG INDY and the original trilogy of films. I love this series – and Sean Patrick Flanery is wonderful as Young Indy. This series is huge. Besides – the historical nature of it… I love. In particular the Ben Hecht and the Jazz episodes are so much fun. And the final chapter set within the world of classic Hollywood… what a joy! If you have the first two sets – how could you not get this set?





THE FALL OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE

I’m so Anthony Mann’s bitch. He has me. I love his films. I love his work on EL CID, THE MAN FROM LARAMIE, STRATEGIC AIR COMMAND, THE GLENN MILLER STORY, NAKED SPUR, WINCHESTER ’73, SIDE STREET – and then all those black & white crime films and noirs. Mann was a director that came from “B” movies to create great epics. Including EL CID, my favorite epic. FALL OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE is gigantic – the cast… forget about it… Alec Guinness, James Mason, Christopher Plummer, Omar Sharif, Sophia Loren, Stephen Boyd, Anthony Quayle, John Ireland and on and on and on…. When you hear people say… “They don’t make em like that anymore” – this is one of the films they may very well be mentioning!





WHITE MANE (Criterion Collection)

A story of a young French boy and a wild white stallion – that he manages to befriend and break – and the tale of how they’re both trying to escape the influence and threat of man. By the same director of THE RED BALLOON and equally satisfying. Criterion and Janus has done a remarkable job of rediscovering and offering this film to us DVD lovers. Wonderful film.





SALUDOS AMIGOS / THREE CABALLEROS

Sadly this DVD does not contain the rare Disney animation/live-action test film shot at a Donkey Show – that my father saw in San Diego’s Comic Con back in the mid-seventies… heh… not that we’re ever likely to see that test film that came from the initial tests that Walt financed… and is now merely a legend – till it resurfaces, if ever. I love these two films – as a child I traveled with my parents throughout Central and South America – so these cartoons were seen and beloved in my household. They’re not really narrative features, but compilation features loosely tied via live action and animated sequences. It actually resulted in some of the wildest and trippiest animation that Disney ever did. So – if you don’t know anything about Jose Carioca and Panchito… and if you love Donald Duck – who gets a case of Latin fever… well you must discover these films. They were created to help endear us Norte Americanos to our Southern friends at the behest of the U.S. Government. Pretty cool! Can you imagine our government asking Disney to make an animated film to help relations with our Middle Eastern situation – to be a peace offering? Can you imagine? I sincerely can’t.





KING CORN

A documentary that will scare the corn out of your shit! It is pretty much the opposite of the below Government Pro-Corn propaganda. There’s an evil to corn – and especially what has become of corn via genetic mutations and pesticides. I highly recommend the above documentary – as well as looking at the below “History of Corn” – it’s fascinating and informative. And they’re not nearly as corny as me.










PADDLE TO THE SEA (Criterion Collection)

This is a stunning, stunning short film. I know it might seem pricey for something that runs just 28 minutes – but folks – if you love art…. Wow. This is a film about a carved toy wooden canoe and it’s journey from Lake Superior to the Atlantic Ocean. The photography is truly remarkable – check it out if you want something beautiful that is unlike anything you’ve seen before. Amazing.





ANGELIQUE COLLECTION ( ANGELIQUE, ANGELIQUE: THE ROAD TO VERSAILLES, ANGELIQUE AND THE KING, INDOMABILE ANGELICA and ANGELIQUE AND THE SULTAN )

Before there was EMMANUELLE – there was ANGELIQUE - set in the world of 17th Century France (and other locales) this classic Sixties French Erotica series was epic… featuring the adventures of a French Courtesan at the time of some of the most extravagant debauchery in history. Twas classic. And HOT! Filled with hot French nudity and great sets and costumes – this is one of the very best “adult” film series of the period. Really cool that it has finally hit DVD!





SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH – The Complete Animated Series

Infinitely superior to the live-action show – finally you see her as she was meant to be seen… as a cartoon. She’s way sexier, way cuter and way funnier than anything on the live series. And this is every single episode. If you have young girls in your house – this will be a fave.





THE LIVING END

It’s the very LIVING END man! Heh. This was the first Gregg Araki film that I saw. It concerns a gay hustler and a film critic that have AIDS and go on a “Fuck The World” adventure that some would claim was highly irresponsible – and a truly classic and exciting work of Gay cinema. One of his very best films.





THE BEAST IN SPACE (Unrated Version)

You see THE BEAST – the crazy as fuck foreign perverted as fuck bestiality fuck film? Well, the beautiful Sirpa Lane is back – and this time it’s alien bestiality and it’s sleazier and even more fucked up and insane than the first film. If you really like seeing insane shit that can’t even wrap your mind around… that you can’t believe someone made… much less allowed to be put inside of another human being…. This is the film for you. It will knock you on your ass. Seriously. This is astonishingly flabbergasting and did I say… its fucked up? Cuz it is fucked up. Very fucked up.

That’s it for this week – next week I’ll be going into P.S. I LOVE YOU, BELLA, AVATAR THE LAST AIRBENDER BOOK 3 FIRE, Vol. 3, I’M NOT THERE, TWISTER (Blu Ray), MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000: THE MOVIE, TEETH, THE BUSINESS OF BEING BORN, THE CAR, THE DEVIL’S OWN (Blu Ray), SERIAL MOM, SAAWARIYA, LA ROUE, HIYA KIDS! A 50’S SATURDAY MORNING BOX, 2007 ACADEMY AWARD: NOMINATED SHORT FILMS, GRIZZLY RAGE, SHALL WE DANCE (Blu Ray), MACON COUNTY LINE, BRAVESTARR-THE MOVIE, DEVIL TIMES FIVE, ABOMINABLE and much more! See you then!

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Hmm... kind of a light week.
by Parallax
Apr 29th, 2008
08:23:45 AM
Fall of the Roman Empire
by kwisatzhaderach
Apr 29th, 2008
08:24:42 AM
Fall of the Roman Empire
by kwisatzhaderach
Apr 29th, 2008
08:24:42 AM
The Beast in Space??
by RighteousBrother
Apr 29th, 2008
08:25:51 AM
You're gonna have to fight Herc, Harry...
by tonagan
Apr 29th, 2008
08:28:56 AM
Herc
by HEADGEEK
Apr 29th, 2008
08:30:52 AM
"old and deaf"
by Regenhund
Apr 29th, 2008
08:32:49 AM
The Beast in My Pants
by BanAllFIRSTPosters
Apr 29th, 2008
08:46:02 AM
the Jazz episode is cool, and so is....
by RighteousBrother
Apr 29th, 2008
08:50:15 AM
I heard that Subtle Knife was very possible...
by beastie
Apr 29th, 2008
08:52:03 AM
And still...no ISLAND OF LOST SOULS (1932)
by Piltdown Joey
Apr 29th, 2008
08:52:52 AM
Paddle To The Sea
by Shoegeezer
Apr 29th, 2008
09:01:28 AM
Lucky to be agnostic.
by beastie
Apr 29th, 2008
09:09:14 AM
Are qe talking about the same Angelique?
by DerLanghaarige
Apr 29th, 2008
09:15:30 AM
And of course "qe" is a typo.
by DerLanghaarige
Apr 29th, 2008
09:16:06 AM
A Dungeon Siege Tale!
by Nico Toscani
Apr 29th, 2008
09:19:21 AM
thanks Harry
by Spandau Belly
Apr 29th, 2008
09:49:48 AM
You've got to follow your balloon!
by Deuce Hexx
Apr 29th, 2008
10:01:23 AM
Who would win, Iorek vs. Aslan?
by Series7
Apr 29th, 2008
10:04:20 AM
They made Elliot Ness such dork in Young Indy
by Tacom
Apr 29th, 2008
10:17:43 AM
Node32774: how can it be atheist fantasy?
by chrth
Apr 29th, 2008
10:20:42 AM
And Def Leppard's "Sparkle Lounge" hit stores as well
by joeelliott
Apr 29th, 2008
10:21:58 AM
joeelliott: Nine Lives is good
by chrth
Apr 29th, 2008
10:36:35 AM
I mean this jokingly but has Harry....
by harosa
Apr 29th, 2008
10:43:54 AM
cartoon sexier than Melissa Joan Hart?
by 40ozToFreedom
Apr 29th, 2008
10:50:01 AM
Passing on this version of the GOLDEN COMPASS
by WhoDis
Apr 29th, 2008
10:52:59 AM
Thanks Chrth - Now that is some Aintitcool news
by joeelliott
Apr 29th, 2008
10:54:02 AM
The 3 Caballeros
by Gungan Slayer
Apr 29th, 2008
11:24:04 AM
A Disney Donkey Show?
by ConcreteParakeet
Apr 29th, 2008
11:28:48 AM
Harry, Michael Jackson has the American
by Fred
Apr 29th, 2008
11:28:54 AM
Gotta love that Frank Frazetta piece
by Supernatural_Canary
Apr 29th, 2008
11:46:35 AM

by the way
Apr 29th, 2008
12:32:42 PM
joeelliott and chrth
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Apr 29th, 2008
12:46:01 PM
Talk about a slow week
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Apr 29th, 2008
12:48:55 PM
Golden Compass and the rest of His Dark Materials suck ass...
by anchorite
Apr 29th, 2008
12:51:04 PM
There's a hardcore version of The Beast in Space
by MartinBlank
Apr 29th, 2008
01:00:32 PM
The Red Ballon & Paddle to the Sea
by Yeti
Apr 29th, 2008
01:08:20 PM
Pullman is a disingenuous prat. He is backing off of his...
by anchorite
Apr 29th, 2008
01:17:07 PM
Hawaiian Organ Donor
by strosmer
Apr 29th, 2008
01:29:21 PM
THREE CABALLEROS ... the edited version.
by riskebiz
Apr 29th, 2008
01:30:54 PM
Anchorite - you're not trying hard enough.
by Bigmacx
Apr 29th, 2008
01:37:34 PM
strosmer
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Apr 29th, 2008
01:39:36 PM
Never saw a single episode of Young Indy either
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Apr 29th, 2008
01:41:30 PM
Killing God
by Toonol
Apr 29th, 2008
01:42:03 PM
Hawaiin Organ Donor - YOU'RE RIGHT!
by joeelliott
Apr 29th, 2008
01:50:05 PM
Pullman never says that there is a God...
by anchorite
Apr 29th, 2008
01:52:38 PM
BigMacx, gimme a break...
by anchorite
Apr 29th, 2008
01:58:23 PM
I know nothing about Pullman or the Dark Materials series
by Hawaiian Organ Donor
Apr 29th, 2008
01:58:26 PM
Node, no, he doesn't acknowledge that...
by anchorite
Apr 29th, 2008
02:35:30 PM
Yes, Caballeros is edited
by Osmosis Jones
Apr 29th, 2008
02:41:18 PM
The Red Balloon needed some actual excitement
by SoylentMean
Apr 29th, 2008
02:52:06 PM
golden compass > eragon (aka star wars redux)
by GavinVanDraven
Apr 29th, 2008
02:52:56 PM
OK...
by Bigmacx
Apr 29th, 2008
02:53:38 PM
the red balloon
by crazy4dragons13
Apr 29th, 2008
03:01:42 PM
I wrote a few posts on a His Dark Materials fansite...
by anchorite
Apr 29th, 2008
03:33:24 PM
Funny post, BigMacx...
by anchorite
Apr 29th, 2008
03:37:13 PM
Why not a Director's Cut of Golden Compass??
by Dreamwriter
Apr 29th, 2008
03:38:56 PM
Beastie.... Compass Gross was on HisDarkMaterials.org
by YotzVonFrelnik
Apr 29th, 2008
03:41:40 PM
You're a nitwit, Anchorite.
by Roguewriter
Apr 29th, 2008
03:44:41 PM
Sean Patrick Flanery is God awful as Young Indy!
by Orionsangels
Apr 29th, 2008
03:56:19 PM
I really dont get the hate for His Dark Materials
by Lovecraftfan
Apr 29th, 2008
04:06:21 PM
Thanks, rogue...
by anchorite
Apr 29th, 2008
04:06:35 PM
I really couldnt care less what Pullman is like in person
by Lovecraftfan
Apr 29th, 2008
04:07:41 PM
I wish I could agree, Lovecraftfan...
by anchorite
Apr 29th, 2008
04:20:29 PM
Golden Compass is stupid
by SoylentMean
Apr 29th, 2008
04:23:51 PM
wake me up when Rambo 4 hits DVD
by sith_rising
Apr 29th, 2008
04:39:14 PM
I remember Paddle to the Sea.
by TomBodet
Apr 29th, 2008
05:13:25 PM
If youre near DC, go see 2001:A Space Odyssey at AFI Silver
by leobloom
Apr 29th, 2008
05:34:41 PM
So, The Beast in Space is worse than The Beast
by SoylentMean
Apr 29th, 2008
06:13:48 PM
Is the space beast some kinda centaur?
by SoylentMean
Apr 29th, 2008
06:18:52 PM
Orionsangels is so right!
by Zip Chickenhead
Apr 29th, 2008
06:28:32 PM
Yo Dawg where da Asian movies at???
by samuraiyao
Apr 29th, 2008
06:42:25 PM
They are in Asia, where they live with pandas
by SoylentMean
Apr 29th, 2008
06:49:31 PM
anchorite..
by soup74
Apr 29th, 2008
06:55:20 PM
His Dark Materials
by Monkey Butler
Apr 29th, 2008
07:04:26 PM
Young Indy a nerd?
by MattmanReturns
Apr 29th, 2008
07:50:14 PM
Good call Mattman
by SoylentMean
Apr 29th, 2008
07:58:13 PM
Paddle to the Sea
by LargoJr
Apr 29th, 2008
08:05:25 PM
Gotham-how is the Red Balloon as a film?
by TomBodet
Apr 29th, 2008
08:21:06 PM
that was a well written essay, monkey butler.
by soup74
Apr 29th, 2008
08:21:34 PM
yoko knows what its like to have a sentient red balloon
by ironic_name
Apr 29th, 2008
10:12:09 PM
yoko knows what its like to have a sentient red balloon
by ironic_name
Apr 29th, 2008
10:12:47 PM
Paddle to the Sea! F yeah man! Remember it well
by Stormwatcher
Apr 29th, 2008
10:21:47 PM
LOL!!!! Ironic - that is too mean
by joeelliott
Apr 29th, 2008
10:23:57 PM
pullman says there is no god, writes a book with god in it.
by ironic_name
Apr 29th, 2008
10:25:49 PM
ahh, harry knows it comes from my heart.
by ironic_name
Apr 29th, 2008
10:32:44 PM
The Golden Compass felt like it was written...
by poeticwarriorII
Apr 29th, 2008
11:00:20 PM
BILL PULLMAN WAS GREAT AS THE PREZ IN INDEPENDENCE DAY!!
by BringingSexyBack
Apr 29th, 2008
11:02:16 PM
BEST EVIDENCE THERE IS NO GOD ...
by BringingSexyBack
Apr 29th, 2008
11:05:35 PM
SIRPA LANE'S HORSE AS H. W. BUSH
by BringingSexyBack
Apr 29th, 2008
11:09:39 PM
YES HE DID, GOTHAM
by BringingSexyBack
Apr 29th, 2008
11:35:13 PM
JASON TAYLOR WAS AWESOME THOUGH
by BringingSexyBack
Apr 29th, 2008
11:43:14 PM
IT'LL BE DOWN TO JASON AND KRISTI
by BringingSexyBack
Apr 29th, 2008
11:48:00 PM
I LIKE MARIO A LOT THOUGH, CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY THE LOW SCORES
by BringingSexyBack
Apr 29th, 2008
11:49:47 PM
10 Reasons Why HD-DVD Will Dominate
by PervOmatic
Apr 30th, 2008
12:19:34 AM
HIs Dark Materials
by Lost Jarv
Apr 30th, 2008
03:12:32 AM
Dumbledore Loving the cock-
by Lost Jarv
Apr 30th, 2008
03:13:41 AM
Fair enough Anchorite..
by Bigmacx
Apr 30th, 2008
03:36:15 AM
Writer Pullman.
by TomBodet
Apr 30th, 2008
05:13:31 AM
The Red Ballon was a Steven Seagal movie...
by CuervoJones
Apr 30th, 2008
06:12:49 AM
there have been many red ballons
by ironic_name
Apr 30th, 2008
08:46:17 AM
bill pullman AND harrison ford
by cwlakers34
Apr 30th, 2008
09:17:37 AM
Jack Nicholson
by Series7
Apr 30th, 2008
10:33:20 AM
Golden Compass
by Series7
Apr 30th, 2008
10:39:38 AM
Karaoke Terror
by Shepard Wong
Apr 30th, 2008
11:21:03 AM
"you always know a movie is going to suck and not be a huge succ
by Shepard Wong
Apr 30th, 2008
11:24:26 AM
Banner ad for Noriko's Dinner Table!
by Shepard Wong
Apr 30th, 2008
11:26:30 AM
Jaws
by Series7
Apr 30th, 2008
11:30:09 AM
"never see the end of the series"???
by quadrupletree
Apr 30th, 2008
11:33:40 AM
i know so much about corn now...
by Obscura
Apr 30th, 2008
01:27:47 PM
Golden Compass
by TheHumanBeingAndFish
Apr 30th, 2008
04:03:39 PM
fall of the roman empire
by Prossor
Apr 30th, 2008
06:58:58 PM
The Amazon Space Beast is the Unrated Severin version
by hst666
Apr 30th, 2008
07:04:30 PM
Must buy The Beast in Space...
by SoylentMean
Apr 30th, 2008
07:53:01 PM
Paddle to the Sea - Every Canadian kid saw this...
by Utamoh
Apr 30th, 2008
09:56:21 PM
I'm definitely buying The Beast in Space.
by Knuckleduster
May 1st, 2008
05:55:41 AM
Can't wait for next week.
by Knuckleduster
May 1st, 2008
05:57:58 AM
Guatemalan Handshake?
by Jonah Echo
May 1st, 2008
02:25:04 PM
Not just Canucks saw Paddle to the Sea
by JackRabbitSlim
May 1st, 2008
10:44:11 PM
holy shit
by Silverglade
May 2nd, 2008
01:40:15 AM
does harry watch the porn with wifey?
by bacci40
May 2nd, 2008
03:28:00 AM
sirpa died from aids
by bacci40
May 2nd, 2008
03:31:09 AM
bacchi
by Stevie Grant
May 2nd, 2008
06:56:06 PM
bacci40
by HEADGEEK
May 3rd, 2008
12:27:31 AM
Beer is good
by MCVamp
May 3rd, 2008
03:22:37 PM
I wonder what comes out tomorrow...
by SoylentMean
May 5th, 2008
06:03:40 PM
Harry, re: bacci's inquiry and your answer...
by YackBacker
May 6th, 2008
07:04:00 PM
Where the fuck is this week listings
by Jett
May 6th, 2008
07:50:12 PM

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