Greetings, all. Ambush Bug here with another AICN HORROR: ZOMBIES & SHARKS column. Nazi sadists, medieval computers, lobotomies, slo mo bats, wiccans, vengeful spirits, pirate shenanigans, a pianist in peril, Twilight Zone episodes, and a raccoon who will suck your d**k for a dolla! All of that and more is ahead on AICN HORROR!
On with the horror reviews!
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Retro-review: TWILIGHT ZONE Season Two Episodes 13-18 (1960)
Retro-review: NOSFERATU: THE VAMPYRE (1979)
Retro-review: EVILSPEAK (1981)
CAPTAIN Z & THE TERROR OF LEVIATHAN (2014)
KRACKOON (2010)/BLOODMARSH KRACKOON (2014)
WAY OF THE WICKED (2014)
THE INVOKING (2013)
COMPOUND FRACTURE (2013)
MALIGNANT (2014)
GRAND PIANO (2014)
Advance Review: BLOODY SIN (2011)
And finally…HORROR BIZARRE’S VOYEURS!

THE TWILIGHT ZONE SEASON TWO (1960)
Episodes 13-18Retro-reviewed by Ambush Bug
With the release of the Complete Season Collector’s Box Set of TWILIGHT ZONE on DVD from Image Entertainment a few months ago, I’ve been celebrating by checking out each episode and tossing out my two cents on a semi-weekly basis. Now that I’m also looking back at the MONSTERS TV series, which was just released in a swanky box set, I’ll be switching back and forth between the two series on a bi-weekly basis to cover both over the next few months. Let’s proceed on with THE TWILIGHT ZONE Season Two…

Directed by David Orrick McDearmon
Written by Rod Serling
Starring Russell Johnson, John Lasell, Bartlett Robinson, Paul Hartmann
This episode felt kind of like a throwaway. It’s always fun to see GILLIGAN’S ISLAND’s Russell Johnson play a scientific type. Here he plays a physicist who refuses to debate about time travel since he refuses to accept the concept exists. Of course, this being the Twilight Zone, he gets whisked back in time to a point where he can make a difference in the way history plays out. The fact that it involves the assassination of Lincoln makes it interesting. The fact that Johnson happens to run into John Wilkes Booth on the night of his assassination is more than a bit contrived. Good acting doesn’t always save a goofy story, as is the case here with this episode.

Directed by James Sheldon
Written by Rod Serling
Starring Jack Carson, Loring Smith, Arte Johnson, Jack Ging, Patrick Westwood, Nan Peterson
“The Whole Truth” is another sitcom-looking episode shot on what looks like video, giving it a much less professional quality. This one seems to be the precursor to Jim Carrey’s LIAR LIAR, as a shady used car salesman is sold a haunted car that makes its owner always tell the truth. Jack Carson is awesome as the dealer who can’t believe the words coming from his mouth as he can’t swindle his costumers as he is used to doing. This is a more comic episode that is made better by Carson’s performance, but the final punch line somewhat deflates the balloon as it brings in current events of the time and makes a comment on politics that just feels kind of hamfisted in there for the episode to be clever.

Directed by Douglas Heyes
Written by Richard Matheson
Starring Agnes Moorehead
This was one of the best episodes of the week, mainly due to Matheson’s imaginative script, which resembles his short story “Prey” which was adapted in TRILOGY OF TERROR. In this one, Agnes Moorehead plays a simple woman living in a country home whose life is upended when a small spaceship crashes through her roof. A pair of tiny aliens attack her with lasers, and the woman fights for her life against the tiny critters who pick up knives and slice at her ankles and hands. The final twist is effective, but the entire episode is effective because of the lack of dialog. Moorehead silently battles the creatures, and the lack of lines makes her peril all the more primitive and dire. Director Douglas Hayes makes sure the atmosphere is dark and moody with heavy blacks and tiny slivers of light from torches and a fireplace. Tiny touches like little laser burns and slices from the blades make this episode one of the more visceral and gorier outings of the Zone. Still, it’s the desperate twenty minute long battle between a woman and tiny monsters that make this one of the best episodes of the second season.

Directed by James Sheldon
Written by George Clayton Johnson
Starring Dick York, Dan Tobin, June Dayton, Hayden Rorke, Harry Jackson
It’s always fun seeing Dick York do his thing. Here he plays the likable loser to a tee, as a bank teller who suddenly gets the power to read minds. I like the way that instead of things taking a dastardly turn, the tone remains light and downright positive. This doesn’t stop the episode to take a rather misogynistic turn, as York tries to read the mind of one woman and simply can’t hear anything going on up there. Still, this is a fun episode, fantastically acted. And we even get a cameo by Hayden Rourke (Dr. Bellows from I DREAM OF JEANNIE), which I always looked at as the flip side of the coin of York’s BEWITCHED. This is a finely written, albeit over-saccharinated, episode.

Directed by Jack Smight
Written by Rod Serling
Starring Barbara Nichols, Jonathan Harris, Fredd Wayne, Arline Sax
Even though this is another one of those soap opera-esque looking episodes, it is one of the more terrifying ones. A woman wakes from her hospital bed and dreamily finds herself walking through the basement of the hospital ending up in the morgue with a nurse letting her know “We have room for one more…” Barbara Nichols plays the frantic patient fantastically, and the hyper-reality of the way this episode is filmed actually is a benefit to the effectiveness of this episode, whereas it has been a deterrent in the past. By skewing the perspective slightly, everything in this nightmare within a dream-like episode is a bit off, and it makes you wonder what is real and what is a dream. It doesn’t help that the woman’s doctor is the leering Jonathan Harris (Dr. Smith from LOST IN SPACE). This one ends like a sledgehammer to a pane glass window and turns out to be one of the most terrifying episodes of the week.

Directed by Justus Addiss
Written by Rod Serling, with technical advice from Robert Serling
Starring John Anderson, Paul Comi, Sandy Kenyon, Harp McGuire, Nancy Rennick, Beverly Brown, Betty Garde
I can’t help it. I’ve always hated this episode, which mainly consists of four guys in a cockpit of an airplane looking out of the windows below and commenting on the weird shit they are seeing. Sure this might have worked as a radio play, but in this instance it just feels cheap when they never really show the horrifying and fantastical things they are seeing. Sure there’s a stop motion dinosaur which is pretty fun and an arial shot of the 1929 World’s Fair, but most of the episode is simply a fight crew looking out windows and being befuddled at the fact that it appears the jet has been sucked through time to the past. The always powerful John Anderson does lend some weight to this sittin’ and gawkin’ episode, but still this one always infuriated me. The ending to this one, though, is a chilling one.
Season 1: Episodes 1.1-1.6, 1.7-1.12, 1.13-1.18, 1.19-1.24, 1.25-1.30, 1.31-1.36
Season 2: Episodes 2.1-2.6, 2.7-2.12
Season 4: Episodes 4.1-4.5, 4.5-4.8, 4.9-4.13, 4.14-4.18
Season 5: Episodes 5.1-5.7, 5.8-5.14, 5.15-5.21, 5.22-5.28, 5.29-5.36

NOSFERATU: THE VAMPYRE (1979)
aka NOSFERATU: PHANTOM OF THE NIGHTDirected by Werner Herzog
Written by Werner Herzog
Starring Klaus Kinski, Isabelle Adjani, Bruno Ganz, Roland Topor, Walter Ladengast, Carsten Bodinus, Martje Grohmann,
Retro-reviewed by Ambush Bug
I wish I could say that I liked Werner Herzog’s remake of F.W. Murnau’s NOSFERATU: A SYMPHONY OF HORROR, which I recently reviewed. Herzog seemed to be going for the Gus Van Sant PSYCHO route with this one, remaking most of the key scenes from the original as a form of homage to the film. Like Van Sant’s travesty, though, with the availability of the original, a remake of this kind isn’t really necessary. It’s a noble effort, and many of the same scenes are effective in NOSFERATU: THE VAMPYRE; it’s just that I guess I prefer to see the original rather than this one.

Though we all know the story by now, I’ll give it a brief rundown. A realtor named Jonathan Harker (Bruno Ganz) leaves his beloved Lucy (played by the hauntingly beautiful Isabelle Adjani) home while he goes off to Transylvania to meet Count Dracula (Klaus Kinski) and discuss a move from his gothic castle to Harker’s home town of Wismar. Though the villagers warn him, Jonathan goes to Dracula’s castle and is bitten by the Count after having a dinner with him and staying the night. Noticing that Lucy looks identical to a lost love of the Count, he sets forth to move to Wismar, travels across the ocean, and arrives as a pestilence of rats. The film culminates in a showdown of sorts as Lucy lures the Count to her bed and allows him to drink from her until dawn, but as the sun comes up, Dracula dies immediately.

Herzog is a brilliant filmmaker. I’m a huge fan of his work. But this film really dragged on and on for me. Repeated shots of slo mo bats, droning landscape shots, and longing looks into each others eyes made it feel like everyone and every beat of this film was walking through molasses. Having known the story prior to watching this one, I very much had the words “get on with it already!” in my head at numerous times while watching this film.

Much more interesting to me is the “Making of” featurette that comes with this Blu, as I’ve always found Herzog to be a fascinating character in his own right. Seeing him direct and work behind the scenes was much more interesting than the tedious film itself. As far as stories go, you don’t see one remade so often as Bram Stoker’s classic. Sure it’s a solid tale, but I have to admit I get sick of seeing the same story over and over. NOSFERATU: THE VAMPYRE tries something new in the end, but by then, it’s almost too late as it is all too similar to a more effective rendition of the story. Sure at the time it was nifty to see this film done in color and with sound, but give me the original any old day.

EVILSPEAK (1981)
aka EVILSPEAKS, COMPUTER MURDERDirected by Eric Weston
Written by Joseph Garofalo (screenplay/story), Eric Weston (screenplay)
Starring Clint Howard, R.G. Armstrong, Joe Cortese, Claude Earl Jones, Don Stark, Charles Tyner, Hamilton Camp, Lynn Hancock, Haywood Nelson, Lenny Montana, Katherine Kelly Lang, Loren Lester, Lenny Montana, & Richard Moll
Retro-reviewed by Ambush Bug
While he’s best known as Ron Howard’s brother, or maybe the guy who starts out the ridiculous double entendre segments in the AUSTIN POWERS movies or maybe you know him from his stab at serial killing in ICE CREAM MAN or maybe there are those who remember him from the old GENTLE BEN TV shows; to me, Clint Howard will always be engrained into my psyche as this…

Now, don’t get me wrong. EVILSPEAK is a goofy film—it’s comically bad at times as Howard plays Stanley Coopersmith, a military school outcast and reject who was allowed into the academy simply because they aren’t that choosy anymore. Though Stanley lacks physical skill, he does have drive (too bad Gny. Sgt. Hartman wasn’t stationed there--he might have made him born again hard). Bullied by his peers, who include a young Don Stark who later became famous as Laura Prepon’s jew-fro’ed father on THAT 70’s SHOW, Stanley is an outcast among alpha males. When assigned the duty of cleaning out the basement of the academy’s church, he stumbles upon a secret room filled with arcane artifacts. Stanley is seduced by the mystique of the satanic relics and soon begins learning incantations with the help of his handy dandy computer (itself a relic compared to modern versions), his faithful puppy, and a lot of moxy. Soon the power Stanley unleashes is too much for him to contain, and all sorts of demonic forces wreak havoc on his persecuting peers, asshole teachers, and anyone unfortunate enough to cross Stanley’s path.

Across the board, the acting is a lot of fun. I’m not saying that this is Oscar caliber stuff, but there are a lot of great character actors involved in this film. Aside from Howard’s inspired and pathetic turn as Stanley, you get THE HOWLING’s RG Armstrong as a drunk janitor, THE OUTLAW JOSEY WALES’ Charles Tyner as a Colonel, DARK NIGHT FO THE SCARECROW’s Claude Earl Jones, THE GODFATHER’s Luca Brasi himself Lenny Montana, and NIGHT COURT’s Richard Moll as Esteban, an evil Satan-worshipping monk who starts all of this mess.

Aside from the strong performances and weird use of computers, EVILSPEAK is best known for its carnage-laden latter half. When Stanley is finally pushed over the edge, he goes on a furious rampage with a sword, flying around a church and lopping off heads. This effects-heavy ending is truly a sight to behold as it involves fire, real and fake pigs, swords, lopped-off heads, crushed skulls, torn out hearts, and rudimentary yet trippy animation. Everything and the kitchen sink is thrown into this finale in which it really does seem like the world is coming to an end.

While light on extras, this Blu contains some interesting interviews with Howard and some of the cast as well as a making of featurette that focuses on the effects. It doesn’t matter if you see EVILSPEAK as a bizarre commentary on the rise of the computer age, a nerd revenge tale, or a gorefest of gigantic proportions. The most important thing is that you see it.

CAPTAIN Z & THE TERROR OF LEVIATHAN (2014)
Directed by Steve RudzinskiWritten by Steve Rudzinski, Zoltan Zilai
Starring Zoltan Zilai, Steve Rudzinski, Madison Siple, Aleen Isley, Seth Gontkovic, Ian Livingstone
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Reviewed by Ambush Bug

The story focuses on an ancient amulet which houses a call to the fabled Leviathan, a beast from the briny deep. In 1714, a cadre of demons set out to raise the Leviathan, but Captain Zachariah Zicari (Zoltan Zilai) thwarts them by destroying the amulet and getting himself and the demons sucked into it. Jump to the future and on the site of the skirmish a museum is built to honor the pirate and his adventures. When a pair of redneck fishermen happen upon the amulet, the demons appear, as does Captain Z, and while the demons plan on releasing the Leviathan once again, Captain Z teams up with a scientist named Glen (writer/director Steve Rudzinski) and a ditzy beauty named Heather (the gorgeous Madison Siple) to battle the demons and save the day.

I’m sure there’ll be some who won’t be into the low fi effects or the miniscule budget, but CAPTAIN Z & THE TERROR OF LEVIATHAN feels as if everyone involved had a blast making it. Sure the concept of a time-travelling pirate battling demons isn’t the type of tale that fills the pants and shivers the spine, but never once does this film try to be taken seriously, which is why it’s so fun.
If you’re a fan of DIY filmmaking with goofy gore effects and dashing capers filled with piratey glee, you’re bound to find a lot of fun to be had with CAPTAIN Z & THE TERROR OF LEVIATHAN.

BLOODMARSH KRACKOON (2014)
Directed by Jerry LandiWritten by Jerry Landi
Starring Sal Amore, Scott Barile, Anthony Bisciello, Bob Connelly, Joseph Ferri, Cindy Guyer, Alfonzo Hollis, Gina Di Salvatore Longarzo, Robert Lil Bob McCall, Rosario Russo, Martin Vanihel

KRACKOON (2010)
Directed by Jerry LandiWritten by Jerry Landi
Starring Sal Amore, Ken Champlin, Joseph Ferri, Kristen Landi, Erika Rethorn, Martin Vanihel
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Reviewed by Ambush Bug
This week sees the release of the sequel to 2010’s KRACKOON entitled BLOODMARSH KRACKOON. Having missed KRACKOON the first time around, I was stoked to see that this disk also contains the original. Assuming I’d get lost in the intricate and nuanced story, I decided to review both films. I do have to commend the folks who put together this DVD, as otherwise I wouldn’t have seen the original. Not that the first film is required viewing, but it pleased the completist in me.

Now, I doubt much research was made in regards to accuracy of the effects of crack when ingested by wildlife. That’s not really what this story is about. This is more of a monster run amok story, and while I must admit that it has a lot of indie rough edges--non actors, low fi effects, dodgy editing and sound--KRACKOON and its sequel BLOODMARSH KRACKOON both have a lot of heart and some definite moments that made me laugh out loud.

There’s a nice amount of gore in these films. Most low budgeters know how to do practical work, and it’s almost the only place you’ll see it any more. Here, throats are torn out, intestines are digested, and all sorts of gross stuff happens at the talons and teeth of the krackoon and her offspring. So if you’re looking for a fun way to satisfy that craving for blood and guts, these flicks have them in spades.

It’s also cool seeing filmmaker Jerry Landi develop from the original film to the sequel. Landi definitely develops a lot in terms of cutting out the slow bits, offering up more of a story, and developing some of the characters in the sequel. There are also a lot better effects in the sequel, with a full body transformation into a man-sized raccoon towards the end and CG raccoons incorporated which are practically animated, but a lot of fun. A lot of the actors in part one show up in the sequel as well, which doesn’t usually occur in big budgeters. So for continuity’s sake, it’s nice to see. All in all, this is an indie double feature showing that what it lacks in professional filmmaking skill, it makes up in good old fun and heart. Don’t go expecting GODZILLA when you see KRACKOON and BLOODMARSH KRACKOON and you may just have some fun with it.

WAY OF THE WICKED (2014)
Directed by Kevin CarrawayWritten by Matthew Robert Kelly
Starring Vinnie Jones, Christian Slater, Emily Tennant, Jake Croker, Aren Buchholz
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Reviewed by Ambush Bug

And it’s too bad, because this one has a pretty solid cast. I think Christian Slater deserves a better agent as I still think he has the charisma to be a leading man. Here, he makes an appearance at the beginning and factors into the last quarter of the film, but he doesn’t seem to have a lot to do other than playing a stereotypical priest expert on possession/paranormal. Slater is definitely underutilized here, and while this might pay off the mortgage or a new boat, it’s not the film that’s going to revitalize his career.

I haven’t really gotten into the story of WAY OF THE WICKED yet because honestly, it’s all rather a mess. It’s about a young boy with a weird receding hairline/faux-hawk thing going on with his hair who returns to a community targeting a young girl. Paranormal stuff happens, but it’s hazy whether it’s the boy or the girl that’s doing it. It’s all made clear by the end, but by that point, the droning scenes of people talking and talking had lost me. The fact that these powers are ill-defined doesn’t help me care, either. Just take my word for it and steer clear of this bland witch/paranormal outing.

THE INVOKING (2013)
aka SADER RIDGEDirected by Jeremy Berg
Written by Jeremy Berg, Matt Medisch, John Portanova
Starring Brandon Anthony, Carson Holden, D'Angelo Midili, Trin Miller, Andi Norris, Rafael Siegel, Josh Truax
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Reviewed by Ambush Bug
To call THE INVOKING a slow burn is an understatement. Though it’s not a found footage film, it sort of feels like one, as there is an awful lot of time spent on getting to know the cast before odd things start happening. Don’t get me wrong; when the spooky stuff comes, it is indeed spooky, but only folks with a great bit of patience are going to be able to get to the end of this one.

The actors involved in this film are of a quality quite higher than one often finds in this type of film. Not only are they interesting to watch, but convincing in their roles, going through a range of emotions while on this creepy trek. The problem here is that while the problems these friends have are real and it does really feel like these characters have a story beyond the film they star in, one wonders why they hang out with one another, as they seem to hate each others’ guts throughout this entire film. Mark still holds a torch for Sam, but that doesn’t stop him from messing around with Caitlin. Roman has eyes for Caitlin, but lacks the balls to do anything about it and is pissed at Mark for messing with her. Sam only wants to be friends with Mark, but fails to see how much he cares for her. It’s all rather muddy, and if I were in the middle of this kind of web of drama, I’d probably choose to opt out of the Mystery Machine.

The ending of THE INVOKING is sudden and brutal, but it does take an awfully long time getting there. Still, this one might be worth checking out simply for the strong performances by the actors. In the end, THE INVOKING is one ghost story that takes its time, but the time spent getting to know these characters didn’t feel like it was time wasted.

COMPOUND FRACTURE (2013)
Directed by Anthony J. Rickert-EpsteinWritten by Renae Geerlings, Tyler Mane
Starring Tyler Mane, Muse Watson, Derek Mears, Leslie Easterbrook, Renae Geerlings, Alex Saxon, Susan Angelo, Jelly Howie, Daniel Roebuck, Todd Farmer
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Reviewed by Ambush Bug
Tyler Mane is best known as Sabretooth from the X-MEN movie, or maybe as Michael Myers in Rob Zombie’s version of HALLOWEEN. But as I noticed in last year’s 247°F, Mane is not a bad actor in his own right, despite the fact that his best-known roles have him behind a mask and mute. Again, Mane proves he’s pretty decent in front of the camera in his latest film from his production company Mane Entertainment entitled COMPOUND FRACTURE.

To start off, the best part about this film is that it pits the guy who plays Michael Myers against the guy who most recently played Jason Voorhees in the FRIDAY THE 13TH remake. While the circumstances are different and the odds are definitely in Mears’ favor with him being a ghost and Mane playing a normal human being, it’s still fun seeing these two go toe to toe in a good old throat-grabbing, fist-punching, gut-kicking rumble. While me may never get a JASON VS MICHAEL movie, at least a film like this can come along and appease that fanfic dream by giving them plenty of space to spar in the latter half of this film.

This is a surprisingly strong outing that Mane co-wrote with his costar Renae Geerlings. COMPOUND FRACTURE has got a good amount of scares, some fun wrestling-style brawls between two titanic monster actors, and a thematic depth that is uncommon for this type of film. The film plays out like a weird mongrel of professional wrestling meets witchcraft, and astonishingly works due to Mane’s solid script and performance. I’m looking forward to seeing what other horrors Mane and Mane Entertainment have in store for us, as COMPOUND FRACTURE is a solid little horror film.

MALIGNANT (2013)
Directed by Brian Avenet-BradleyWritten by Brian Avenet-Bradley
Starring Gary Cairns, Brad Dourif, Nick Nicotera, Sienna Farall
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Reviewed by Ambush Bug
Though the budget is low, some solid acting, a great handling of tension and suspense, and a few gruesome scenes of an age-old brain surgery technique makes MALIGNANT a tension-filled thriller worth checking out.

I love mad science stories, and this one is steeped in it. Brad Dourif is always a welcome addition to any horror film, and though this was probably a film of a lesser budget than he is used to, he takes everything deathly serious here. Every scene he’s in overflows with Dourif’s trademark intensity, and though the science is a bit goofy, Dourif sells it, giving the mad scientist depth and even an ounce of sympathy since he is ultimately trying to help Allex overcome his addiction. Though the treatment is somewhat similar to the “Quitters Inc.” segment of CAT’S EYE, writer/director Brian Avenet-Bradley does a great job of making it all twisted and believable.

Brian Avenet-Bradley has constructed a solid thriller here with a strong mystery, characters you can’t help but feel for, and a diabolical and bent villain in Dourif. MALIGNANT is one of those under the radar films that I love highlighting here on AICN HORROR, since it really does possess a lot of scenes that are going to get under your skin and burrow into your brain.

GRAND PIANO (2013)
Directed by Eugenio MiraWritten by Damien Chazelle
Starring Elijah Wood, John Cusack, Kerry Bishé, Tamsin Egerton, Allen Leech, Don McManus, Alex Winter, Dee Wallace, Jim Arnold, Jack Taylor, Beth Trollan
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Reviewed by Ambush Bug
Putting the class back into horror this week is GRAND PIANO, a tense thriller that would make Hitchcock stand up and cheer.

This is another film that, if in the wrong hands, would be utterly ridiculous. But in the hands of director Eugenio Mira, who himself is a composer, it is about as perfect a white-knuckle thriller as you’re going to get. Mira not only makes this film a spotlight for the music, but he also uses his camera to swoop and loom around the stage and across the crowd as if you are riding the musical notes themselves. What could be a boring film with a fixed camera on a guy playing piano for an hour and a half is instead a rollercoaster ride of exhilarating sound, swirling in and out of an anxiety-riddled pianist’s psyche being pushed to its limits. This movie is filled with so many things to please lovers of all things film—everything from ever-crescendoing pacing, to rapid fire editing, to jaw-dropping scene to scene transitions (there’s one in particular where a man is slicing across a woman’s throat with a shard of glass which immediately cuts to a bow running across the strings of a cello that took my breath away).

It’s also worth mentioning that Bill S. Preston Esquire himself, Alex Winter, returns to the big screen here in a minor yet crucial and utterly chilling role. Having not seen Winter in quite a while, his age only makes him look all the more unique, and here’s hoping this means we’ll be seeing more of him in future films as he offers up an unconventional, yet solid performance here.
If there’s one criticism I had for GRAND PIANO, it’s that things get a bit over the top in the last fifteen minutes. I love films like Michael Mann’s COLLATERAL, which highlight the claustrophobia by trapping a person or two people in a tight and tense situation. But when Tom Cruise and Jamie Fox left the cab in that film, everything that made it awesome trickled away. While the transition is not as jarring here with GRAND PIANO, when John Cusack finally shows his face and he has his final confrontation with Wood above the stage, I found myself longing for more moments of sheer tension that occurred in the first hour with Wood playing the piano. Sure there needed to be a resolution, but this ending goes way over the top and almost took me out of the film.
Still, for the granite-solid first hour of edge-of-your-seat awesome, GRAND PIANO is a film lovers of nail-biting cinema will need a couple extra hands for.

BLOODY SIN (2011)
Directed by Domiziano CristopharoWritten by Domiziano Cristopharo (screenplay), Jay Disney (translation), Filippo Luciano Santaniello & Nancy de Lucia (story)
Starring Elda Alvigini, Daniel Baldock, Lorenzo Balducci, Andrea Beretta, Nancy de Lucia, Clio Evans, Simone Fucci, Roberta Gemma, Ari Levanael, Maria Rosaria Omaggio, Antonella Salvucci, Mauro Stroppa, Guendalina Tambellini, Venantino Venantini, Dallas Walker
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Reviewed by Ambush Bug
The oddest of the odd in films up for show this week on AICN HORROR and most likely any week has got to be BLOODY SIN; a film that is either the work of genius or a madman—or maybe a little of both. To say BLOODY SIN is a bad film is definitely discrediting the “so-bad-it’s-good” quality of the movie. The film it most reminds me of is Tommy Wiseau’s THE ROOM in that it doesn’t make a whole lot of sense, seems to come from the mind of a truly cracked individual, and bares in mind the question; how in the hell was this film made?

Filmed in Italy with an Italian and German cast, BLOODY SIN’s first abnormality is that half of the cast is supposed to be from America, but all of them have thick Italian accents. Having seen this film, now I know how annoying it would feel like when an American blunders up a foreign accent. An American fashion team consisting of a photographer, manager, makeup artist, and busty model are sent to a gothic European castle for a shoot of some sort. Upon arrival, they meet a touchy-feely butler, a maid who seems to dislike anal sex, a silver haired Aryan (who we later find out is castrated), and his 100 year old mother who puts TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE’s Grandpa to shame in terms of agedness. Immediately, the modeling crew seem leery of this situation, but they decide to dine with the family and stay the night. But as night falls, people start falling as well…falling dead that is. And an ancient ritualistic cult seems to be returning to power with the modeling team dead in their sights for slaughter.

Don’t get me wrong. BLOODY SIN is a film that many will deem to be a horrendous film experience. The ending especially derails off the tracks completely and I’m not even sure what exactly happened. But there’s something twisted and fascinating about BLOODY SIN. From the weird page turn transitions between scenes, to the actual comic book panels that reenact some scenes that weren’t actually filmed or just used to highlight scenes for more of an impact, if you like the cinema that delves into the deepest, darkest levels of wrong-minded weird, BLOODY SIN is one film you should experience. A cult classic in the making or a utter disaster? I’m still debating.
BEWARE: Nazi boobs are ahead in this trailer!
And finally…it’s the return of HORROR BIZARRE! This time around, they bring us VOYEURS; a thriller about Samuel, a young psychic man who finds love and his life looks good. But a strangler is killing girls around town, which pushes Samuel towards a different approach to his psychic ability...
See ya next week, folks!
Ambush Bug is Mark L. Miller, original @$$Hole/wordslinger/writer of wrongs/reviewer/interviewer/editor of AICN COMICS for over 13 years & AICN HORROR for 4. Mark’s written THE TINGLERS & WITCHFINDER GENERAL, DEATHSPORT GAMES, NANNY & HANK (soon to be an Uptown 6 Films feature film), Zenescope’s GRIMM FAIRY TALES Vol.13, UNLEASHED: WEREWOLVES, and the critically acclaimed THE JUNGLE BOOK and its follow up THE JUNGLE BOOK: LAST OF THE SPECIES. FAMOUS MONSTERS’ LUNA: ORDER OF THE WEREWOLF (co-written with Martin Fisher) will be available soon in trade. Mark wrote/provided art for a chapter in Black Mask Studios’ OCCUPY COMICS. Follow Ambush Bug on the Twitters @Mark_L_Miller.


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