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Augustus Gloop checks in from Fantastic Fest with ANESTHESIA, HELL'S FEVER, THE RUN, FINISHING THE GAME & END OF THE LINE!!!

IT WAS THE BEST OF TIMES by Kurzinski Valentine	Sep 21st, 2007 05:33:13 PM
it was the BLURST OF TIMES?!
Geek Brethren! Lol! by FILMFUNK	Sep 21st, 2007 06:29:32 PM
Will likely never see any of these but there's some funny shit here! - Fir tree attack, 'Doomed to enjoy' and Hells Fever sounds like Scooby Doo!
Formatting by AugustusGloop	Sep 21st, 2007 07:27:59 PM
I'm really sorry for the wacky formatting. Something seems to happen between typing this up in notepad, pasting into webmail, and then whatever Harry does to post it onto the site.
REPENT!!!!!!!!!!! by pretentiousboy	Sep 22nd, 2007 12:01:37 AM
By your own admission you (whoevers reading this) is a lying, stealing, blasmephous, adulteress at heart and you will have to face god on judgement day. If you dont have jesus in your life you will be send to hell. One big difference between christianity and the rest, its grace through faith (NOT WORKS). Google video search the ark, ITS THERE FOLKS, up on a mountain where the bible said it was, EXACT cubic measurements, the turkish govt even built a memorial visitor center around it. Google video search red sea chariots, there there, 17 century with thier wheels broken, JUST LIKE WHAT THE BIBLE SAID. Sodom and gomorreah, huge sulfuric balls, millions, at the sight. THEN go research evolution, nothing will open your eyes up when you see that its a joke and that carbon dating is a joke, if dinosaurs did exist millions of years ago why do we have chunks of flesh from t-rex, folks its impossible, it would be fossilized. YOU ONLY HAVE ONE SHOT AT THIS FOLKS> and jesus loves you.
It's just really really really bad, MST3K bad by 7Cal	Sep 22nd, 2007 12:32:50 AM
If the movie sucked that much, why give it two stars? Does it have to be really really really bad to only get one star? This is one of my pet peeves, where you read a review talking about how shitty a movie is but it gets two stars, or you read how it's the best film of all time, and it gets three stars. Come on! This reminds me of video game reviews, where a crappy, run of the mill game gets a 7.5 out of 10.
Whoops by 7Cal	Sep 22nd, 2007 12:33:41 AM
I meant "Does it have to be really really really REALLY bad to only get one star?"
Way to live up to your name pretentiousboy by Aphex Twin	Sep 22nd, 2007 12:40:37 AM
Wacko Christians are just as scary as extremist islamics I swear....
2 Stars by AugustusGloop	Sep 22nd, 2007 04:49:42 AM
I don't think most people pay attention to stars anyway, but I gave it 2 instead of 1, because it could've been a much better movie if they just cut out all the useless extra layers, namely the rabid dog and the barber scenes.
From someone who practices Anesthesiology... by Little Beavis	Sep 22nd, 2007 07:51:43 AM
...I encourage you to avoid this piece of sensationalistic drivel. Totally offending that as doctors we'd let something like this happen. Not to mention it's a complete ripoff of 'Awake'.
These Reviews are Horrible by SpazmoCalrissian	Sep 22nd, 2007 07:39:21 PM
is this guy mentally deficient or is he 12??

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