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Harry says Daniel Waters' SEX AND DEATH 101 at Fantastic Fest was better than a Blowjob On A Stick!!!

Not to sound all Hollywood and shit... by Kirbymanly	Sep 23rd, 2007 03:12:01 AM
But I went to the guy's house for NYE 2001. The guy had a DJ who then began playing the 2001 Soundtrack. Aside from the greek-out, Waters is a class act all the way. Clogged his downstairs toilet with the dump of the century and he didn't even care. Good times... great man... amazing writer.
Can and will do... by Kirbymanly	Sep 23rd, 2007 04:44:04 AM
I'd GLADLY take a massive, colon clense dump in his toilet... one that's double the size of that fake dick he poses with... tie him up and then make him chop it with his talentless hands until it finally goes down the drain (along with his career!-- could resist that one)
Any nudity from Winona Ryder by Biko Salamar	Sep 23rd, 2007 06:41:52 AM
Reports says she was naked on set! Any hope that we get to see her nude someday?
The question is, was it better than a bag of dicks? by Nice Marmot	Sep 23rd, 2007 07:45:44 AM
And how, exactly, are you supposed to suck a bag of dicks?
blowjob on a stick means... by crackydoodledoo	Sep 23rd, 2007 08:51:50 AM
A blowjob is like a corndog, it will do the trick and fill you up but it is not like a full delicious sit down meal. As a foodie and married man- you should know that one, Harry!
"on a stick" is generic for any food at a State Fair by Pound Sand	Sep 23rd, 2007 09:38:48 AM
Blowjobs are appropriate at a State Fair, but never on a stick.
Fucking gross... by BYOBkenobi	Sep 23rd, 2007 11:53:13 AM
Who holds Harry's gut up high enough for Yoko to give him sucky sucky?
What about a Blumpkin on a Stick? by Pound Sand	Sep 23rd, 2007 12:02:32 PM
And Nice Marmot, I always thought the expression was, "Hey Cocksmoker, EAT a bag of dicks," which was some stage banter given out at a Queens of the Stone Age concert..., somewhere this is on YouTube, or maybe the Onion AV club.
Do sticks even have penises? by tonagan	Sep 23rd, 2007 12:54:31 PM
And why would you give one a "Blow-J" (in the vernacular of Superbad)?
Worst-written article EVER! And that's saying something by anchorite	Sep 23rd, 2007 01:16:07 PM
considering AICN is filled with poorly-written articles. This one made little sense. What's with the velvety humid place? Was it a disembodied penis? WTF? How about the fact that blow job on a stick might be okay if it's a woman who is saying it and she's one of those orally fixated types who really loves giving BJs. But a guy saying it? Then he must be a cocksucking fag of the first order. And I'm sure that wasn't the intention. Sorry, this doesn't sound at all brilliant. If brilliant is coming up with a line that is supposed to be quotable, but the line doesn't even make sense... well, your standards are pretty damn low.
i know what blowjob on a stick means by Merc976	Sep 23rd, 2007 01:18:26 PM
in the uk the term 'on a stick' is used all the time it is like saying 'you can get it anytime you want it' ala if you want a blowjob its their for you whenever..
sounds like a blowjob... by Internet Thug	Sep 23rd, 2007 01:33:27 PM
with teeth.
WORLDS FIRST HALO3 REVIEW by LittleDudes	Sep 23rd, 2007 02:05:50 PM
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There really is nothing better... by thebearovingian	Sep 23rd, 2007 10:26:20 PM
than a blow job on a stick. Hey Harry, how many chicks' names were in your Email? Is that why you gave up and got married? I hope Yoko doesn't read this "review".
Blowjob on A Stick - great taste AND convenience by DoogieHowitzer	Sep 24th, 2007 02:09:25 PM
The whole premise of food on a stick is that it is without compromise - you needn't sit down at the table, use utensils/napkins - hell - you can even walk your dog or drive your car while you eat food on a stick. A blowjob is the ultimate sex act to begin with - you get to sit back, relax and enjoy the sensation - but if you could PUT IT ON A STICK - it would be portable - you could walk around, play golf, go to the movies - and still enjoy the pleasure of a blowjob. THAT is what blowjob on a stick means.
A Blowjob on a Stick by kevinwillis.net	Sep 24th, 2007 04:50:41 PM
Would be a really good blowjob. Because ice cream by itself is good, but it's even better when you put it on a stick. So, logically . . .
Down with the clowns by ye olde shiza	Sep 25th, 2007 04:42:42 AM
Anchorite needs to go find a bag of dicks. That said, this film has a great premise to it. Does it really probe the depths of it; can I expect the main character to be weighing these heavy thoughts on his mind such as finding someone who he thinks he loves, but knowing that he will never sleep with her? Finding girl 30 to be incredible, but still left wondering what the next 71 will be like? It sounds a lot less like a comedy to me than a quirky drama off the bat. Anywho. Thanks for reviewing this ... this and the Mexican Stephen Chow films are two that I definitely want to catch.
Alfie isn't a farce by Mgmax	Sep 25th, 2007 08:05:53 PM
Have you ever seen it? The original, I mean, of course. It's about as much of a farce as Midnight Cowboy or Umberto D. A tragedy, in fact.

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