Your internet girlfriend break up with you today or something? Or did your boss finally firewall all the gay porn sites? Because you are P-I-S-S-Y today.

For the record, anyone who slags a movie site unseen has exactly ZERO authority to talk about who is a cinephile and who is not. Being PICKY also doesn't actually discern that one has taste. And finally, anyone who can point people back to a year and a half old review of mine has read enough to know that I slag about as many films as I endorse - making your initial premise faulty to begin with. Also note the half-hearted endorsement at the end of this piece. I didn't love it, I just liked it.

So calm down, get your life shit worked out, and come back when you have something to say that doesn't come out as uneducated, arrogant screed.

There's a reason I capitalized PICKY. Call it DISCERNING all you want, you're slagging something you have no actual knowledge of. Discerning belies education.

Do I think you have any reason to see it? Fuck no. But that has more to do with your penchant for hating things on principle than its quality.

We are the only true judges of what we enjoy and what we should watch. But I will say that I've seen all three of those films and I wouldn't even dare to compare them in the same breath with this film. If you don't like Romantic Comedies, don't watch this movie. Pure and simple. But comparing it to movies held as the worst ever made? Not when you haven't seen it, brother. Pony up the hour and half of your time and then we can talk.

The problem here is that IK is arguing that he possesses special knowledge that allows him to not only know when a film is not right for him, but not right for anyone else either. It's the netnerd version of those Bible thumpers who try to make Biblical law ACTUAL law. Because, after all, they do know better than the rest of us. Don't they?